# Okay so like this one time... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179 "2001-08-31T19:29:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/21 "2001-09-01T16:45:27Z")
OK, like, I had to go into this crawlspace at work, right? And so, like, I’m crawling around in there, OK? And I have a flashlight, so that’s not so bad, but then I shine my flashlight in this one place, right? And there’s a cat skeleton there. I’m not kidding. It was lying there, see, and it was a cat skeleton, 'cause I saw a drawing in my biology book, and I know it was a cat, but it was a skeleton. Woah. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/22 "2001-09-02T01:56:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \* > \*\*OK, like, I had to go into this crawlspace at work, right? And so, like, I’m crawling around in there, OK? And I have a flashlight, so that’s not so bad, but then I shine my flashlight in this one place, right? And there’s a cat skeleton there. I’m not kidding. It was lying there, see, and it was a cat skeleton, 'cause I saw a drawing in my biology book, and I know it was a cat, but it was a skeleton. > Woah. \*\* Woah. Dude…that’s like…woah. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Creaky_ > \*\*… I peed on the kitchen table by mistake. > > Boy was my mom mad.\*\* Wicked! > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Rue DeDay_ > **One time in Boy Scouts, I had to take a twenty mile hike. Maybe it was only 15 miles, but still, it was real long. Me and two other guys left camp in the morning, right after breakfast. We had a pack of smokes and a fifth of apple brandy each. Only I had Amaretto. Anyway, we hiked and smoked and drank all day. When we were almost back to camp, I sat down against a log, just to rest for a minute, and I passed out. When I woke up, I puked. I still got the merit badge. > -Rue (Don’t smoke or drink. It’s bad for you.)** Dude. Like…woah! ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/23 "2001-09-02T02:26:51Z")
No kiddin, this one time, this kid I went to school with? His dad was fishing, right? And he cut his fishing trip short because there was this storm coming. So, while he was tying his little fishing boat up to the dock he was _struck by lightning_. No kidding. Now his watch works without batteries as long as it’s on his arm. _Awesome_! ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/24 "2001-09-02T23:26:17Z")
I refer everyone to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58213). 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/25 "2001-09-03T22:11:32Z")
One time Randy Beeman was walking around and their was this really creepy guy following him and he kept following him so Randy Beeman told the guy to get lost and the guy did get lost and they never found him again. K. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/26 "2001-09-03T22:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucky Charms \* > \*\*their was this \*\* THERE!! **THERE!!** _THERE!!_ AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! I am so stupid. LC ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/27 "2001-09-04T06:55:12Z")
Lucky Charms, I’m glad that I am not the only one who thought of that little boy while reading this thread. He came up with some good ones. So, the other day I was driving down the road and I looked over and okay maybe not the other day a while ago but I saw this woman she was all nasty looking and I swear to the gods that she dropped her pants and took a dump on the sidewalk I damn near hit the person in front of me and then she started dancing as she was going away and then I went to my friends house and told them all about it and they were like oh, gods that is so sick I said yeah tell me about it I almost threw up well not really but I could have. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/28 "2001-09-06T22:32:47Z")
There was this one time, I was driving to work, well I had just dropped my boyfriend off at his work, which is why I was going west on Alma instead of east like I usually do and there was this big ol’ angry _guy_ jumping up and down, flapping his arms, yelling in the middle of the road. I dodged around him, into the bike lane and kept going, thinking to myself, _damn! them homeless guys are getting cocky_ but then as my brain started to wake up I thought _he was pretty well dressed for a homeless guy_ and then I thought _uh-oh, he wasn’t flapping his arms, he was pointing at the crosswalk….which he was in….he was a jogger….oh shit….he was yelling “this is a crosswalk”_. So I stopped and got some coffee, which I obviously needed. ---
**Author:** ![simply\_cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@simply\_cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simply_cats)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/29 "2001-09-07T02:59:21Z")
There was this one time, I was coming home from the grocery store. Or maybe from Wal-mart? Where was I coming home from? I don’t remember, but it is not central to the story. Anyway, I pulled into my driveway, shut off my van. When I opened up my van door, a little mouse ran up the hinges and disappeared under the hood. How weird is that? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/30 "2001-09-07T05:42:43Z")
Dijon Warlock gets a boot to the head for bringing up Upham who is MIA and I miss very very much. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/31 "2001-09-07T05:52:48Z")
OW! OW! OW! MIA? Seriously? I’d no idea, honestly. This thread just reminded me of that one, which I’d gotten a good chuckle or two out of. Thought I’d contribute, is all… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/32 "2001-09-07T05:56:58Z")
Well, it looks like he’s [not gone for good](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84432), anyway. Is it really fair to expect me to keep track of 17,000+ posters? I mean, is it really? Okay, it is; but _still_… [sub]Say…are those Nikes?..[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![N0sfura2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@N0sfura2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N0sfura2)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/33 "2001-09-07T06:18:28Z")
So like one time about four years ago…Well, it was yesterday, I was walking down the street and…wait no, that wasn’t me ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179/34 "2001-09-07T13:15:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*So, there was, like, this kid in my class, and he went to Europe. > _And he never came back!_ \*\* …Hey…Alberta? _I_ went to Europe. But I never went back to AB. I went to Ottawa instead. Huh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-like-this-one-time/79179.md?page=1)