# Okay, this is totally immature of me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695 "2007-03-05T16:39:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/41 "2007-03-10T21:24:43Z")
I went to HS with a girl named Charity Muff- what the hell were the parents thinking? And the emails are funny- lots of companies use first initial, last name, and they crack me up. Two I can think of off the top of my head- flynch (f-lynch) butley (b-utley) jaycock (j-aycock) Yeah, I’m 12… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/42 "2007-03-10T21:38:16Z")
I knew a guy in high school with the last name Bonomo. We would always do the “Bo-no-me-na” song muppet-style around him. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/43 "2007-03-10T22:02:28Z")
There’s a real estate agent in that part of PA named Bob Boob. I wonder if Bob and Nathan are related. And speaking of Pennsylvania, the head of the embattled Pennsylvania Higher Education Assistance Agency is named Dick Willey. Robin ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/44 "2007-03-10T22:13:27Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] I remember as a kid walking through a graveyard (during the day, of course) and noting with childish delight and an utter lack of respect for the dead the tombstone of one named “Lipschitz.” I giggled. A lot. [/QUOTE] Imagine if you saw [this one](http://www.photochimps.com/pp/data/500/medium/Hurry_Headstone.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/45 "2007-03-11T05:46:47Z")
None personally, but my mother worked with a Richard Hair, and my grandmother tutored a Vietnamese couple for their citizenship, the wife’s name was Big Fun. My dad also works with a woman whose last name is Hore. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/46 "2007-03-11T06:01:37Z")
Porn is a common name for girls in Thailand. Sometimes Porntip or Porn-something else, but often just Porn. That still makes me smile even today. (It’s actually pronounced “pawn,” but that’s how it’s always spelled in the Western alphabet.) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/47 "2007-03-11T07:46:52Z")
I wish I could tell you some of the names we’ve had come through our lab. Stupid federal privacy laws… ---
**Author:** ![percussion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@percussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percussion)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695/48 "2007-03-13T21:12:27Z")
two good ones, from friends, 1. Friend who works at a call center had to call Don Gi Kong (say it fast!) 2. A Friends mother once taught a girl named (evil evil parents) Foustina Pitts [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-this-is-totally-immature-of-me/394695.md?page=2)