# Okay, who would win these super hero matchups? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 6, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563 "2002-07-06T01:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563/81 "2002-07-14T01:19:38Z")
I just have too many stupid and “one-shot” comic characters floating around in my head. I remember that Skinhead guy, fer Chrissakes, and HE fought Rocket Racer ONCE! That guy? With the blobby skin and his skeleton floating around inside it? And Mr. Fish…arrgh…and The Walrus… …ow my head…I need a drink… ☹ Oh, and The Juggernaut could kill Superman as easily as Thor could. And I doubt Batman has anything in his belt vs. magic… ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563/82 "2002-07-14T01:42:27Z")
I’m not a comic expert, so I will ask you guys… 1. How well would **Snake Eyes** from G.I. Joe fare against Batman, Cap, or other superheroes? 2. I’ve always been fascinated by **Vision** of the Avengers. He shoots solar rays and can alter his density, but I’ve never seen him kick anyone’s ass. Is he capable of kicking ass? What tactics does he use in combat? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563/83 "2002-07-14T02:03:11Z")
I’m gonna say that Snake Eyes, being a regular human, would get smashed by any superheroes with insane powers or strength. Against guys like Batman or Daredevil…it would be an interesting fight. Vision I’ve seen do the “put my hand through you then solidify it to knock you out” trick( You’d think that would kill you). I’d assume depending on how “androidish” he was feeling, he’s be pretty logical in a fight. Sorry I don’t know more. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563/84 "2002-07-14T10:22:35Z")
Vision has also been known, on rare occasions, to hover above an enemy then dramatically increase his mass and smush whomever was under him. He _vastly_ prefers the hand solidifying thing though. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563/85 "2002-07-14T13:54:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bearflag70 \* > \*\* > 2. I’ve always been fascinated by **Vision** of the Avengers. He shoots solar rays and can alter his density, but I’ve never seen him kick anyone’s ass. Is he capable of kicking ass? What tactics does he use in combat? \*\* Vision is an ass-kicker supreme, when the writers remember the range of his abilities. My favorite. In Avengers #164-166, Count Nefaria boosted his power to Superman level. He beat the snot out of Iron Man, Yellowjacket, The Wasp, the Beast and was going toe-to-toe with Thor. Then Vision flew up about 10 miles, turned his density all the way up, increased his mass and dropped like a mountain on Count Nefaria, leaving Count Nefaria unconcious in the center of the blast crater. Heh. _Great_ moment. 😃 Fenris [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-who-would-win-these-super-hero-matchups/117563.md?page=4)