# OkCupid: A Journey **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164 "2010-04-06T17:02:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/161 "2010-04-09T22:51:08Z")
I was getting tired of all the sex questions. I WILL NOT have sex with you. Hope you have better luck with the ladies though. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/162 "2010-04-09T22:57:16Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > I was getting tired of all the sex questions. I WILL NOT have sex with you. Hope you have better luck with the ladies though. šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜› The Canadian Asianā€™s been chatting me up. I wonder if thereā€™s even a point flirting with her. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/163 "2010-04-09T23:38:43Z")
[I was bored.](http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/nick-suitability-guide/?var%5fSubmissitude=39&var%5fDisqualifications=0&var%5fPervosity=56&fromCGI=1&var%5fPersonality=67) There are an awful lot of sex questions. I answered them, by the way, as if a guy I was dating/considering dating were asking them. I donā€™t know you so I canā€™t say that Iā€™d answer the same specifically about YOU. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/164 "2010-04-09T23:40:06Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > [I was bored.](http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/nick-suitability-guide/?var%5fSubmissitude=39&var%5fDisqualifications=0&var%5fPervosity=56&fromCGI=1&var%5fPersonality=67) There are an awful lot of sex questions. I answered them, by the way, as if a guy I was dating/considering dating were asking them. I donā€™t know you so I canā€™t say that Iā€™d answer the same specifically about YOU. Understood. But yeah, yeah? It was a better test? \>:] Also, though I love the hilarious ā€œGTFOā€ results Iā€™m seeing, the survey will always give you that result if youā€™re a guy, gaiz. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/165 "2010-04-09T23:45:58Z")
It was a more comprehensive test, certainly. I think that not being so generalized in some of the areas helped (things that as a category I might say ā€œnoā€ to, whereas broken down Iā€™d say yes to some and no to others). ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/166 "2010-04-09T23:47:14Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Understood. > > But yeah, yeah? It was a better test? \>:] > > Also, though I love the hilarious ā€œGTFOā€ results Iā€™m seeing, the survey will always give you that result if youā€™re a guy, gaiz. šŸ˜› Guy? Donā€™t label me, man! ---
**Author:** ![mutantmoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@mutantmoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mutantmoose)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/167 "2010-04-09T23:49:43Z")
I started doing it but I dunnoā€¦ Do I want your jizm on my body, in a condom or whatever. I donā€™t really want it anywhere near me but I went for in a condom - seemed safest. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/168 "2010-04-09T23:52:23Z")
Lol. Iā€™m considering just sending a link to to this quiz to any girl who contacts me on OkCupid. I have to choose between hilarity and getting laid through OkCupid. Also, yes, a condom would be safest. My jizm has Mad Cow. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/169 "2010-04-09T23:58:42Z")
Hrm. I wish I could look at statistics for which answers got the most results. All itā€™s showing me are the most common results. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/170 "2010-04-10T02:21:33Z")
> [@Oni no Maggie](#): > > Wow. > > Itā€™s unfortunate that those ones labled ā€œold shotsā€ are old. The first pillow shot and the one where youā€™re looking right at the camera? You look seriously fuckable. Shame your hair isnā€™t like that anymore. > > And by ā€œseriously fuckableā€ I mean that my 18-year-old self would have completely ignored all the personality/attitude/values differences, and would have jumped your bones ASAP. I know, right? Reminds me of this guy I had a hopeless crush on in high school, only he wasnā€™t as cute. Change your hair back to that. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/171 "2010-04-10T02:29:09Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > I know, right? Reminds me of this guy I had a hopeless crush on in high school, only he wasnā€™t as cute. > > Change your hair back to that. šŸ™‚ I donā€™t know what hairstyle is more popular with my target audience. You guys like me with my old hair, but I donā€™t know what the average 18 year old that Iā€™ll be shamelessly hitting on will like. I mean, an example of this happening is facial hair. There are a lot of women (usually older) who say I look like a bum with my beard (itā€™s thicker on my jaws now then it was in the pics I have up), but the girls who Iā€™m going after? They love it. I just want to be sure that getting my hair cut is a good decision before I go and do it. This is a year of growth Iā€™ve built up! Edit: I completely missed the compliment in ā€œonly he wasnā€™t as cute.ā€ šŸ˜› Thanks. Edit 2: **Oni** , you mentioned ā€œthe first pillow shotā€ and ā€œthe one where youā€™re looking right into the camera.ā€ Which one is that second one? The second pillow shot? Or the KFC one? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/172 "2010-04-10T03:35:36Z")
[This is how you should get your hair cut.](http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/takeshi-kaneshiro.jpg) I donā€™t like long hair on guys. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/173 "2010-04-10T03:36:14Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > [This is how you should get your hair cut.](http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/takeshi-kaneshiro.jpg) I donā€™t like long hair on guys. No. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/174 "2010-04-10T03:48:23Z")
Who is OneBrightLife I wonder. She messaged me, but I donā€™t see any doper here with that name. Hmmmmā€¦ intriguing. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/175 "2010-04-10T03:53:15Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Who is OneBrightLife I wonder. She messaged me, but I donā€™t see any doper here with that name. Hmmmmā€¦ intriguing. Dunno. Letā€™s ask the people in the thread. **Oni**? You know who that is? **Alice**? **Bright Life**? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/176 "2010-04-10T03:57:24Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > No. Oh well, I tried. Donā€™t come running to me when women wonā€™t go out with you because your hair is long and girly. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/177 "2010-04-10T04:00:24Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Dunno. Letā€™s ask the people in the thread. > > **Oni**? You know who that is? > **Alice**? > **Bright Life**? > > Anyone? Oh, itā€™s definitely Alice. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/178 "2010-04-10T04:01:57Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Oh well, I tried. Donā€™t come running to me when women wonā€™t go out with you because your hair is long and girly. Should I come running to you when they go out with me because of my long hair? Oops. Too late. šŸ˜› _You_ donā€™t like long hair on guys, but there are many girls who do. I appreciate all the advice. But there is no way Iā€™d ever get hair like the guy in the pic you provided. Iā€™ve never once used product in my hair and Iā€™m not about to start now. _Thatā€™s_ girly. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/179 "2010-04-10T04:10:19Z")
Hey, Iā€™m your Nemesis. Iā€™m just doing my job here. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/180 "2010-04-10T04:25:06Z")
Iā€™ll agree. The long hair makes you look like a slightly prissy wanna-be-metalhead supergeek. The short hair was kind of hot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164.md?page=10)