# OkCupid: A Journey **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164 "2010-04-06T17:02:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 31
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164/31 "2010-04-07T16:31:13Z")
April 7th, 2010 - 8:30 AM I do a global search to see who in the world has the highest compatibility with me. I’m linked to a cute woman living in Illinois. She’s Middle Eastern but describes herself as an atheist and skeptic. More importantly, she’s almost as much of a sexual deviant as I am. I’ve read in the peer-reviewed publication 4chan that women enjoy being “cyberstalked,” I might give that a try. April 7th, 2010 - 9:10 AM I realize that I have an unread message in my inbox. It’s the latest message in a short conversation I’ve been having with a female. > [@AClockworkMelon the Stud](#): > > OkCupid is bitching at me, telling me to contact more people. > > When I saw that you liked cruising for hookers, I knew I’d found in you a kindred spirit. Ha. > > That was easy. > [@Female](#): > > Haha what can I say I like yelling obscene things at hookers. > [@AClockworkMelon the Stud](#): > > Oh. I yell obscene offers at hookers. > [@Female](#): > > haha. > five dolla make you holla I stare at the screen for a minute or so before typing out my response. > [@AClockworkMelon the Stud](#): > > How much for me to use a broomstick and some bungee cord? Satisfied, I look elsewhere on the site. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okcupid-a-journey/535164)._