# Oklahoma Judge's Penis Pump Trial **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694 "2006-06-30T00:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/21 "2006-08-19T05:31:48Z")
Didn’t he also shave his pubes during trial? I mean…that’s just…\ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/22 "2006-08-19T13:08:13Z")
Trouser Snake in a Courtroom ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/23 "2006-08-19T13:41:33Z")
I guess the state of OK has had it with these motherfuckin’ trouser snakes on its motherfuckin’ bench. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/24 "2006-08-20T05:47:18Z")
The DA had 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circle and arrows and paragraphs on the back explaining how they were to be used against us in a court of law and the Bailif walked in and said “All Rise” and we stood up and Obie stood up and the Judge walked in with a penis enlarging pump and sat down. We sat down and Obie stood there looking at the 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and he looked back at the penis pump. Then he looked back at the twenty seven 8x10 color glossy photographs and he began to cry. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/25 "2006-08-20T07:14:57Z")
[QUOTE=Sublight] 😃 “The Oklahoma Penis Pump Judge.” It just has such a wonderful rhythm to it, someone needs to write a song. [/QUOTE] The penis-pumpin’ paladin from the Panhandle? Who could make a song out of that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/26 "2006-08-20T14:21:56Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] Read the whole thing. Apparantly he also faces federal charges concerning possible illegal firings over the matter. [/QUOTE] Well really, wouldn’t any of the “firings” from using his pump in court be illegal? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/27 "2006-08-20T15:29:26Z")
The squick moment comes when the judge is getting himself off _during a tear-filled statement from a murdered child’s grandfather._ I mean, what does it say when a _judge_ can get horny off _that_? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/28 "2006-08-20T15:35:08Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] Well really, wouldn’t any of the “firings” from using his pump in court be illegal? [/QUOTE] Yes and they want compensation. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/29 "2006-08-20T16:08:38Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] The squick moment comes when the judge is getting himself off _during a tear-filled statement from a murdered child’s grandfather._ I mean, what does it say when a _judge_ can get horny off _that_? [/QUOTE] Poor judgement? So if they make a TV movie about this, are they going to call it, “Pump Up the Man”? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/30 "2006-08-20T17:24:33Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] Yes and they want compensation. [/QUOTE] Um…woosh? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/31 "2006-08-20T17:52:10Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] Um…woosh? [/QUOTE] Thud. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694/32 "2006-08-20T18:01:43Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] Poor judgement? [/QUOTE] Um, I was thinking like latent sadism? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-judges-penis-pump-trial/362694.md?page=1)