# Oklahoma proposes anti-food bank bill \[Now in the BBQ Pit\]

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-proposes-anti-food-bank-bill-now-in-the-bbq-pit/1027450
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 6, 2026, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-proposes-anti-food-bank-bill-now-in-the-bbq-pit/1027450 "2026-02-06T19:49:29Z")
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### Author: ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oklahoma-proposes-anti-food-bank-bill-now-in-the-bbq-pit/1027450/92 "2026-02-10T19:00:32Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I mean, technically spermatozoa are food.

Technically?

> [@Pan-fried Semen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pan-fried-semen/189460):
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> Hey folks… Remember the Cecil column about the comparison between semen and egg white? Well, it started me to a-thinkin’… What would happen if you fried semen in a pan? Would it solidify like egg white? Would sit sizzle and pop, and evaporate, leaving sticky resin? I would try the experiment myself, but my wife would at the very least kick my ass, and at worst… well, lets not go there.

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