# (Old) A Big Birthday in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 29, 2024, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-big-birthday-in-the-mmp/1004939 "2024-07-29T08:27:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-big-birthday-in-the-mmp/1004939/258 "2024-08-05T01:12:04Z")

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I’m trying to lower salt on doctor’s orders, and it sucks.

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