# (Old) A Day Off in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 7, 2025, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1016728 "2025-04-07T08:47:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 295
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> [@missred](#): > > she volunteered his services should I want one installed. I may take the offer up Dooooooo ittttttt. You (and your booty) will not regret it. > [@dogbutler](#): > > [Uruk-hai]Looks like ~~meat~~ pizza’s back on the menu, boys![Uruk-hai] Dude, I just got home. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > So he bought a bee house to attract them to the front yard so I can watch them while I’m stitching. > > Who cares if Hawaii is a state, he remembers the important stuff. That’s so much D’aaaawwwwwww, and also … that’s why we put up with them. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > he thinks that lettuce is a bleu cheese dressing delivery system and should be eaten with a spoon People give my skinny ass crap about buying rice crackers (the quintessential 80s diet food) until I explain that they are delivery vehicles for slabs of cold butter. … used to be, spoonfuls of Nutella, but their recipe has changed years ago and it is NOT what it used to be. Yes, I know why, no need to drag the whole “palm oil” thing around … oooh, now THERE’S a fun, distract-y topic! > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I didn’t mean to rip at your heart like that. Oh, lovely, you did not. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > The only critter I do not want to attract to our yard is deer. Bless your sweet lil’ heart. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > show you guys the piece I’m working now. No, or if you did, now I don’t remember! Pics, next MMP? > [@nelliebly](#): > > Dad, an attorney, got calls from clients who’d been arrested after a bar fight on Saturday who wanted to be released to go to services on Sunday. “Mom will find out!!” > [@nelliebly](#): > > Easter falls on 4/20 My pizza joint is closed for Easter. I like to think some of the crew will be celebrating in less-than-Christian ways. Me? Imma roll over and go the 😈 back to sleep. (Okay, eventually, when I finally emerge … yeah buddy we blazin’!) > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Hubs adds a tablespoon of warm water to their gooshy fud Interesting idea. We’ll see how Monks approves of such shenanigans. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > you just have to call the guy who calls the guy. “I know a guy … who knows a guy.” - Every gangsta/mob/druggie movie EVAH Okay, that’s enufffffffff imma try to sleep now. Luv all y’all. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1016728)._