# (Old) A Day Off in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 13, 2026, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1029239 "2026-04-13T09:21:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1029239/190 "2026-04-18T16:57:05Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> Bleach and hair thinning shears.

My. God. That’s just crazy enough to work.

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