# (Old) A Day Off in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 13, 2026, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1029239 "2026-04-13T09:21:32Z")\
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> [@missred](#):
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> Don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out for Snoop and Willie. 🙂

Usually brownies, but I believe Martha has introduced some flexible recipes.

> [@missred](#):
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> meemaw pants

I am intrigued, but upon searching, Google had a myriad of ideas. Some looked comfy; some looked horrifying.

What are these “meemaw” pants, in your opinion?

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> **Squeaky** still doesn’t know.

How old is your **Squeaky**? It’s possible they know more than you think. Or not, but the opposite has been known to happen quite often.

Often with a side dose of, “Yeah, who cares. Whatevs.”

I hope things work out calmly and drama-free.

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I’m finally convinced the boy will have enough food in his belly for a shift at work.

I work with a skinny 20-year-old dude, and he is an absolutely bottomless pit. I’ve seen him cook two _pounds_ of chicken strips right when he’s starting his shift - that’s four (4) solid orders, and then before anyone can fuss (we have issues with food waste and employees cooking food they don’t eat) they were just .. all .. gone. (Plus the requisite disappearing into the potty awhile later, for … uh, where is ?.. dude, did you fall in?!)

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