# (Old) A Drinking Problem in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-drinking-problem-in-the-mmp/986111>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 26, 2023, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-drinking-problem-in-the-mmp/986111 "2023-06-26T09:19:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-drinking-problem-in-the-mmp/986111/341 "2023-07-03T07:20:21Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> All my life needs at this moment is one of those little paper umbrellas.

Not only will Amazon sell you bundles of the silly resort style ones for stoopit cheap, they’ve … upgraded over the years. The runner up was “palm fronds” that look like … yeah, no, is that what the kids are telling cops these days?

The winner was pink flamingo frilly decorated toothpicks, and if I was a bartender, you best believe I’d buy that shit with my own money. Guaranteed stoopit tips from those.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-drinking-problem-in-the-mmp/986111/342 "2023-07-04T20:37:46Z")

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Actually, we used to smear a thin amount of the Elmer’s on our finger tips and let it dry… If you could pull it off in a single piece that was cool, one could see their fingerprints. But usually I ended up tearing it and would just lick it off. I shudder thinking of the things I did as a kid.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-drinking-problem-in-the-mmp/986111/343 "2023-07-05T07:44:04Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> FO had something from another truck called birria tacos which was sort of like a French Dip sandwich but served in flour tortillas and the au jus was spicy and full of floating veggies. The dipping sauce was almost a rich beef, vegetable, & peppers soup. Messy, delicious, & comes with a spoon to finish eating the sauce

I know this is a week late but  
birria is either beef aka "res " or goat “chivo” I think there’s another term for goat used in Hispanic cooking bit I forget

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**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-drinking-problem-in-the-mmp/986111/344 "2023-07-07T01:41:56Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> there’s another term for goat used in Hispanic cooking

cabrito; delicious!

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