# (Old) A Head For The Hills MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 22, 2023, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-head-for-the-hills-mmp/984409 "2023-05-22T10:18:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 62
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-head-for-the-hills-mmp/984409/62 "2023-05-23T01:07:52Z")
> [@pullin](#): > > I don’t know what went wrong, but the boffins say I moved somehow during the procedure. That was their fault. They failed to protect the patient from damage while under anesthesia. They are frightened for their jobs or savings because of lawsuits and they are wrongly projecting the blame onto you. I’d be more than happy to come and cane some people for you. Jerks. I hope they are right and that you will start seeing better soon. > [@(Old) The Joy of Brain Farts in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-joy-of-brain-farts-in-the-mmp/984073/346): > > How does a green shirt protect you from hantavirus? It doesn’t, but my only other clean “cleaning out a shed” shirts were red. I was almost 100% sure that there wasn’t a ravenous pack of starving vampires in there, but why chance an ignominious Star Trek death? > [@Chefguy](#): > > Q’itih has been awakening us by not covering her poop. Cats are jerks. It’s possible she is a jerk with arthritis and covering hurts her joints. Do you have room for a litter robot? They have a bigger footprint than a litter box, but they will cover and scoop after each use which really cuts down on the smell. > [@Taters](#): > > My birthday gift was a self-watering raised planter box, so now I can buy even _ **more** _ dirt and flowers. I am looking forward to filling it. Raised planter beds rock! Do you have a plan for plants or are you going to do what I do and just buy whatever catches your eye without any research or knowledge of the plants in your cart? I hope you have a great time with your sister! Good luck with the finals **God Bod.** I hope you can get all of the classes you want and nothing you don’t want. > [@SCAdian](#): > > It’s amazing how much noise two cats can make running on carpet. When I was a kid, we had to memorize a poem that said something about the “fog moving in on silent cats feet.” That gave me the giggles every time I was supposed to recite it. > [@silenus](#): > > Hang in there, troops! It’s almost Friday!! > > Isn’t it? It is! Really close now! You can do this! > [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I really like my recliner. > It’s made for a short person. I was really surprised how much of a difference having a proper sized recliner made for me. I hope you are able to get some better rest now. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-head-for-the-hills-mmp/984409)._