# (Old) A new topic for Slackards in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 27, 2026, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-new-topic-for-slackards-in-the-mmp/1031955 "2026-07-27T11:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 333
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-new-topic-for-slackards-in-the-mmp/1031955/333 "2026-08-02T23:43:29Z")
Howdy Y’all! We deheathenated, I got to plop in a pew with OYKW, and then had the usual fantastic first Sunday brunch. I had some outstandin’ chikin ‘n dressin’. I must needs bother the bringer of it so’s I can improve upon my own which is good, but not as good as that was. I managed to have about an hour’s worth of nappage and then went back to the church house for the class at three p.m. I thoroughly enjoyed that and am lookin’ forward to continuin’. We decided snacks are in order for the future. It’s been rainy off and on all day. I thought we were goin’ to get caught in a deluge on the way back to da cave after church and brunch, but it held off until we were inside and dry. Now I shall go see what up on teh intartoobz. **Knotty** , indeed one must be careful when one leaps about in lard. It’s slippery stuff! I gather they were some city slicker corn thiefs who wouldn’t know the difference between crop corn and sweet corn. **Flyboy** I got nuttin’ against a fancied up Bloody Mary with all sorts of weird stuff stuck in it, but, to me, the best one is a good plain ol’ one. **CupCakes** God will definitely understand your wantin’ to stay with your furbaby. **Taters** Mr. Taters deserved that dressin’ down from Zeus for his slovenly bacon cookin’ ways, I am sure! **red** hope you’re feelin’ better now. **nuts** strawberries and cream is a fine, fine thing! **Cookie** glad you made a new friend. I have a confession. Biscuits ‘n gravy is OK, but I am not a huge fan. I am sure I just lost some southern cred for postin’ that. **Oopsie** replace that terlet seat at your own leisure, I say. Little projects such as that get frequently put off for quite a while here in da cave. **Leaper** sorry I couldn’t get the image to load, but I hope whatever the problem is it’s fixed soonest. **Coppertone** sorry you missed church again. I know how much you enjoy goin’. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-new-topic-for-slackards-in-the-mmp/1031955)._