# (Old) A spot of good news in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 26, 2026, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-spot-of-good-news-in-the-mmp/1034165 "2026-10-26T08:41:16Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 31, 2026, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-spot-of-good-news-in-the-mmp/1034165/253 "2026-10-31T08:25:52Z")

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Y’all inspired me to fire 🔥 up one of my few scented candles, “Juicy Melon” (watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew) and now my home smells sweetly of fruit, and not at all like old lady farts & devil’s lettuce.

Monkey was safely a whole 1.5 feet away, but since he’s snoozin’ the slumber of the innocent, all is well.

_{ foof! }_

Candle snuffed. Off to SluberLand m’self.

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