# Old Ad Jingles You remember

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620 "2003-08-16T17:47:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/81 "2003-08-19T20:21:20Z")

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From my 70s childhood:

_Dusty, Dusty, Dusty  
Riding Nugget, Nugget, Nugget.  
They’re riding East, they’re riding West;  
Time to stop and take a rest…_

And

_Kick and go, lean and turn;  
Squeeze and stop all around the block  
On a Honda, Honda, Honda Kick and Go…_

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/82 "2003-08-19T20:26:57Z")

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if it says libby’s-libby’s-libby’s  
on the label label label,  
you will like it, like it, like it  
on your table table table  
IT SAYS LIBBY’S LIBBY’S LIBBY’S  
ON THE LABEL LABEL LABEL!!

and Maxwell House’s wordless jingle, which still occasionally pops into my head for not freakin reason.

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/83 "2003-08-19T20:39:21Z")

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You’ve got a lot to li-i-ive and Pepsi’s got a lot to give!

And here’s one from an election campaign more than 20 years ago that I still sing:

Andy Stein, Andy Stein  
Where were you at voting time?  
At the State Assembly see an empty chair  
Andy Stein just wasn’t there.

There is just no excuse  
To miss a vote on child abuse  
At the State Assembly see an empty chair  
Andy Stein just wasn’t there.

And another cigarette one:

You can take Salem out of the country  
BUT  
You can’t take the country out of Salem.  
Andy Stei

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/84 "2003-08-19T20:50:20Z")

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I used to have a Frito Bandito pencil eraser.  
It was _really_ strange when I heard the Three Tenors sing the Firto Bandito song in Italian. (or something very like Italian)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/85 "2003-08-19T21:35:57Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by swampbear \*  
> \*\*It’s slinky! It’s slinky!  
> Oh what a wonderful toy!  
> It’s fun for a girl and a boy!  
> It’s fun for a girl and a boy!
> 
> There’s a verse for slinky too but I can’t remember it.\*\*

As [this page](http://www.slinkytoys.com/toys/itsslinkysong.asp) says, “[t]he lyrics have been changed many times … , but the tune has always been the same”. Clicking on “View Song in Browser” will allow you to see (and hear) one version. The tune was even used in ads for the Isuzu Amigo SUV.

**Shoshana** : The jingle I remember was set to the tune of the USA Civil War-era song [_Goober Peas_](http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4093/goober.html) and went as follows:

“Goobers, Raisinets  
Chocolate-covered treats  
Raisinets and Goobers  
Mighty good to eat!”

**Zebra** : You probably heard the Three Tenors singing the Spanish-language standard [_Cielito Lindo_](http://www.n2.net/clairemont/Student/cielito.html), the title of which means “Beautiful Little Heaven”.

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**Author:** ![biqu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@biqu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biqu)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/86 "2003-08-19T23:01:39Z")

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I heard this catchy tune in Singapore around 1993. I came back to the US soon afterward, and none of my friends recognized it when I sang it for them. Only in college did I find someone who recognized the tune. She came from Ghana and suggested that this particular ad campaign might have been aired only outside the US.

> [@](#):
>
> Whenever there’s a pool, there’s always a flirt.  
> Whenever there is school, there’ll always be homework.  
> Whenever there’s a beat, there’s always a drum.  
> Whenever there is fun there’s always Coca-Cola.
> 
> The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing.  
> Whenever there is thirst there’s always the real thing.  
> Coca-Cola is always the one.  
> Whenever there is fun there’s always Coca-Cola.

[link to lyrics](http://www.lyricsfind.com/lyrics/9540/84629.php)

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/87 "2003-08-20T00:45:56Z")

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**Deodorant** :  
_Confident!  
Confident!  
Dry and secure!  
Raise your hand…  
Raise your hand if you’re Sure!_

**Cereal** :  
_You can do it!  
You can do the Pac Man Crunch!_

**Last but not least** :  
_I don’t wanna grow up  
I’m a Toys R Us kid_  
There’s a million toys at Toys R Us  
That I can play with

From bikes to trains  
To video games  
It’s the biggest toy store there is  
(Gee whiz!)

I don’t wanna grow up cuz if I did  
I couldn’t be a Toys R Us kid  
(More games, more toys, oh boy!)  
I wanna be a Toys R Us kid.\*

\*or as we called it “I’m a poisonous kid”.

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**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/88 "2003-08-20T01:07:28Z")

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My personal favorite: “So round, so firm, so fully packed!” Originally for Lucky Strike cigarettes, but can be applied to so many other things.

SC

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/89 "2003-08-20T02:35:47Z")

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\*Pepsi-Cola hits the spot,  
Twelve full ounces, that’s a lot!  
Twice as mich for a nickel, too,  
Pepsi-Cola’s right for you!

Trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle,  
Nickel, nickel, nickle, nickle,  
Trickle, trickle, tricklem trickle!\*

(I may have the ‘nickel’ and ‘trickle’ reversed, but I’m confident of the rest. . . .)  
I’ve got six seconds to sing!  
_Buy Kraft Cottage Cheese,  
You’ll love it, love it,  
Buy Kraaaaft_  
(Screeching sound as the clock hand is pushed back)  
_Cottage Cheese!_

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**Author:** ![busybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@busybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/busybug)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/90 "2010-06-14T18:51:21Z")

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There was a Jingle…

Goobers Rasinettes,  
Chocolate covererd Treats 🙂  
Raisinettes and Goobers,  
Mighty fine to eat!

set to:

sol - do, la- la - do  
Goo-bers, Ra-sin-ettes

ti - do re - mi mi…  
Choc-late co-vered treats

sol - sol - do sol la - do  
Ra- sin- ettes and Goo-bers  
la - do ti re do  
mi- ghty fine to eat

> [@susan](#):
>
> Iverson Mall  
> Iverson Mall  
> Hop in the buggy and drive her  
> to Iverson Mall  
> Iverson Mall!
> 
> Aren’t you glad you use Dial?  
> Don’t you wish everybody did?  
> Aren’t you glad you use Dial?
> 
> Goobers and Raisinettes  
> Goobers and Raisinettes  
> Goobers are delicious peanuts covered in chocolate  
> Raisinettes are raisins covered in chocolate, too,  
> Ooo.  
> Goobers and Raisinettes  
> The (something, something) candy that pours
> 
> As I’ve said on this board before, I’d be simply delighted to see the complete “goobers and Raisinettes” theme, since nobody here in the West seems to have heard it.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ad-jingles-you-remember/195620/91 "2010-06-14T19:34:07Z")

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Welcome to the boards, **busybug**. Please be aware that we usually don’t want to resurrect seven year old threads like this, which we call “zombies” around here. I’m going to lock this down, but if you want to go on discussing this topic feel free to open a new thread in the Cafe Society forum.

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