# (Old) Airmail in the MMP

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**Created:** [May 25, 2026, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-airmail-in-the-mmp/1030363 "2026-05-25T08:18:02Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-airmail-in-the-mmp/1030363/13 "2026-05-25T14:32:49Z")

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From last week …

> [@(Old) The Heat Is On - A Heat Wave MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-heat-is-on-a-heat-wave-mmp/1030168/284):
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> > [@(Old) The Heat Is On - A Heat Wave MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-heat-is-on-a-heat-wave-mmp/1030168/280):
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> > WH at ten a.m. is very different from WH at three a.m.
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> Remembers that very early morning at WH when I followed a rather festive woman to the restroom. She made it to the stall and puked into the toilet. Then she came back to her table and finished eating her food. I always wondered if she washed her hands afterwards. 🤮

Funny coincidence …

Just last night I was enjoying Happy Hour at a rather swanky place. Whole lotta the comfy genteel set, Bentleys, plural, at the valet station, etc.

Along about 7pm I’m done eating & drinking, HH is ending, and the restaurant is filling up and getting loud. Time for me to hit the bathroom then toddle home.

Somebody had barfed into the sit-down toilet but a large percentage had missed the bowl and was slathered all over the fixture and the floor and …

Sooo classy.

I came out, found Josh the manager (I’m a semi-regular) and told him he had quite the mess in his men’s room. He furrowed his brow in the most genteel way. Some poor schlub from back-of-house had an unpleasant job for the next 20 minutes.

So there you have it. You can be a barfing level drunk at 7pm if you have a nice enough car. And start early enough in the afternoon. 🤪 🤢 🤮

  

To tie this back to **JtC** , I bet whoever did that went back to their table too.

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