# (Old) Airmail in the MMP

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**Created:** [May 25, 2026, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-airmail-in-the-mmp/1030363 "2026-05-25T08:18:02Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-airmail-in-the-mmp/1030363/183 "2026-05-30T01:49:25Z")

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Howdy Y’all! 'Twas another rainy/drizzly day here. I am grateful of the rain as we have been in near drought conditions here and because it has helped the wild fires in southeast Jawja. However, we could use a few days break. The way it looks now, it might be Tuesday before mowage can be accomplished as that is a day of less rain chances say TWPTB. I don’t have any of my skool records. Then again, I never wanted 'em. Og knows what would be on my _ **permanent record.** _ Probably a list of all the teachers who had to go to alcohol recovery because of me.

**MOOOOOOM** just be thankful they didn’t ask for a copy of your _ **permanent record** _ on that application. They might have found out about the time you beat up Susie Smith and took her candy necklace.

**puzzlegal** bloomin’ locusts? I know they swarm, but had no idea they blossom as well!

**Mollie** Too bad the armadillo wouldn’t be friends with Chloé. Glad you’re goin’ to join the MTTA Discord. Sounds like a good place to chat with kindred spirits and perhaps rock ‘n roll. Hope the eye is feelin’ better.

**Taters** hope you had good luck at the :: shudder :: MAUL. :: shudder ::

**JtC** Poor GG and Jolene! It could be worse, however, You could get out the vacuum.

**Cookie** is Sadie givin’ you **the look?** The lack of a/c is definitely unacceptable. There should be a residents revolt.

**Nuts** 😲 What a catastrophe! The whole office should shut down until a new or fixed coffee machine is in place.

**Frumious** sorry you don’t have much more time (a week!) with Izzy. Do make the tiramisu together and think of me when you eat it. I do love me some tiramisu!

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