# (Old) Alexa, start the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 20, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-alexa-start-the-mmp/1013150 "2025-01-20T12:09:18Z")\
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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> We mow when needed.

Same here. **FCD** occasionally obsesses about wanting a perfect lawn. But the way I see it - if it’s green and doesn’t harbor stickers or poison ivy, then it’s close enough. I suppose if we had all kinds of money lying around waiting to be spent, I might hire someone to give us such a lawn, but we don’t, so I won’t.

> [@Misnomer](#):
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> I’m sad to report that the closest Bob Evans is less than 13 miles from me. 🤣

About the same for me (maybe 15 miles) and since they don’t serve Coke products, I resist going there. The last time we went (some months ago) it really wasn’t all that good. I avoid IHOP for the same reason - no Coke products.

> [@Misnomer](#):
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> (“Whaddya mean, 1980 was 45 years ago?!?”)

For me it’s - _Whaddya mean my baby girl will be 40 this year?!?!?_

I still have some assorted partial skeins of yarn left, so I’m making a rectangular granny square-style lap robe. The colors are not at all complimentary, but I don’t care. If it’s warm, that works. As soon as I’m done ingesting lunch, I’ll get back to my recliner and _Death in Paradise_. I swear, for a small Caribbean island, they sure do have a lot of murder! 🤣

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