# (Old) Alexa, start the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 20, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-alexa-start-the-mmp/1013150 "2025-01-20T12:09:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 6
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-alexa-start-the-mmp/1013150/6 "2025-01-20T12:48:09Z")
> [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/252): > > No doughnuts as those are mornin’ food. One of the things the Navy taught me was “If it’s good for one meal, it’s good for any meal.” > [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/264): > > Muskegon Muskegon? Why did I think you’re in K’zoo? > [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/248): > > $10 box lunch “adult grilled cheese” which has baby spinach, tomato slices, and grilled onions > [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/260): > > “50% ground beef/50% ground bacon topped with bacon” Do they deliver to New England? > [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/279): > > Extreme cold warning. Wind chills anticipated in the -40s. I thought that was normal in your part of the world… > [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/287): > > I bit the hell out of the inside of my left cheek yesterday, Every time I do that I wonder why the inside of my cheek is far enough inside that biting it is possible. Same when biting my lip – it’s supposed to be outside my mouth, not inside! > [@(Old) Halfway through the month - Midway in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-halfway-through-the-month-midway-in-the-mmp/1012910/315): > > the highway speed limit went from 60 mph to 100 km/h, so I always use that as a rough approximation. Just like 2.5 cm to the inch, 40 inches to the metre, and 2.2 pounds to the kilogram. Still ninety posts to go before I catch up with last week’s posts. I think I’m going to give up… > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Behold my clever starter! Thanks. I thought about starting the MMP an hour ago, when I first got up, but… My, the home page at [weather.gov](http://weather.gov) is pretty this morning! Currently 18 Ferret height, or -8 centipedes if you prefer. White stuff all over the grass, cars, &c – less than an inch, I think, but it’s the heaviest snow we’ve had thus far this winter. The street appears to be mostly clear, though I haven’t heard any ploughs this morning. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-alexa-start-the-mmp/1013150)._