# (Old) April Foolin' in the MMP

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**Created:** [April 1, 2024, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-april-foolin-in-the-mmp/999670 "2024-04-01T10:11:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-april-foolin-in-the-mmp/999670/223 "2024-04-06T06:03:19Z")

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**Oven Master** called out, so guess who covered for him & closed _again?_ Glad I went to the dispo on my “lunch” break instead of waiting till after work. 🙄

> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#):
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> went to Kroger, although I wasn’t able to complete my list as I suddenly needed to use the restroom so I just grabbed the critical things and hustled home. As I got out of the car, phone rings and it’s the delivery guy for the week’s infusion supplies calling to set up the delivery time. Ran into house and relieved self then put groceries away.

If this situation arises again, every grocery store has a restroom. The big box chains like Kroger usually have them up front near the customer service area.  
Just leave your cart outside.

> [@Misnomer](#):
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> poked around and found this cottage on a farm!

That’s so cool. I bet you’ll have fun making furry friends.

> [@missred](#):
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> you mentioned that your MIL liked to snack on croutons

If you - well, she - made them homemade, you can pretty much drench them in butter or olive oil to boost the nutritional content.

**FCM** did y’all ever try the “melted ice cream drink” **Pilot** suggested?

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