# (Old) April Foolin' in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 1, 2024, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-april-foolin-in-the-mmp/999670 "2024-04-01T10:11:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-april-foolin-in-the-mmp/999670/43 "2024-04-01T21:01:16Z")

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_Started Typing: 3:36 PM ET  
Clicked Reply: 5:01 PM ET_

Oh…oh no. I’m so sorry, **JtC**. 💕 🫂

After Saturday’s busy-ness, yesterday’s day off was quite nice (and needed). It got up to the mid-60s and was mostly sunny in the afternoon, so at a little after 2pm I sat on the patio for ~30 min and let Bailey loose in the back yard. Our first quality yard time this year. 🙂 I ate some popcorn while watching her explore the far corners, and had planned to stay outside for a while but pretty soon there were several bees buzzing around and my iPad had overheated and I decided to head back in. Normally, Bailey’s only able to access about half the yard: I usually keep her on a (long, retractable) leash when we go out back, because it’s a big yard and she’s historically bad about coming in when called – and, if left unattended there’s _just_ enough potential for her to eat something she shouldn’t. So I thought she might quibble about coming back in so soon on such a nice day, but she trotted right in as soon as I whistled for her…which I was grateful for, but tiring out that quickly was yet further evidence that she’s an old doggy. \*sigh\*

Speaking of dogs, I’ve had a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for a cheese pizza from my local [Lost Dog Cafe](https://www.lostdogcafe.com/) for a couple of days now. I _almost_ ordered one last night, but fought the temptation…which returned at lunchtime, and I fought it off again. I’ve decided, though, that ultimately resistance is futile: I’m going to order one for tonight’s dinner, which will mean having leftovers for tomorrow’s lunch and dinner. Yum!

A few carryovers from the old thread before diving into today’s replies:

> [@(Old) Everybody's hiding under a rock in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-everybodys-hiding-under-a-rock-in-the-mmp/999328/274):
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> The WV folks live anywhere close to where **JtC** is planning to settle down?

No idea. 🙂 **JtC** , whenever you’re up for such triviality: are you looking anywhere near Philippi?

> [@(Old) Everybody's hiding under a rock in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-everybodys-hiding-under-a-rock-in-the-mmp/999328/278):
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> for the egg hunt, each kid was assigned a color and those were the only eggs they could pick up

That _was_ brilliant…dare I say, EGGcelent? 😁

(I can’t believe no one beat me to that!!)

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> Dad’s finally out of the hospital and in a skilled nursing facility

Yay! I know there’s still a lot ahead, but this is such a crucial step.

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> I’m a happy Fishy!

Double yay! 🎉

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I don’t like pranks that are designed to humiliate or embarrass - they’re not funny.

Same here. I actually judge people who love those kinds of things.

(_Impractical Jokers_ or _Punk’d_ listed as a favorite show on your dating profile? PASS.)

> [@pullin](#):
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> I’m hesitant about droning on here when things go wrong, but I probably shouldn’t be.

You _definitely_ shouldn’t be.

> [@pullin](#):
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> Some good news. One of our kids is at the end of the: injury-\>surgery-\>long-term-disability-\>recovery-\>return-to-work path. Kiddo is recovering nicely, and it appears that UberMegaCorp is honoring their agreement to return them to the fold - with old job intact. This is a relief for everyone not just for health reasons, the injury was career threatening.

Oh, that’s so wonderful!

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Today is our 31st wedding anniversary.

No mean feat! Happy anniversary! 🥂

> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> I think someone changed my named to [Joe Btfsplk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk).

I never read _Li’l Abner_, so I had to click on your link. Learned something new, I did. 🙂

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> the people who are working on the fence around the property were hammering all day. Yes, on Easter Sunday.

UGH. 😠

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