# Old ass virgins, what was the first time like?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ass-virgins-what-was-the-first-time-like/232774
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 5, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ass-virgins-what-was-the-first-time-like/232774 "2004-03-05T22:05:56Z")
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### Author: ![that.sound.again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e5b9ba/32.png) [@that.sound.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that.sound.again)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ass-virgins-what-was-the-first-time-like/232774/21 "2004-03-09T00:26:14Z")

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Slight hijack, I’m afraid I don’t have much to offer in regard to an answer to the OP, but…

> [@vanilla](#):
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> We did have to use shampoo for lube as he had trouble entering too.,  
> Guess its different for women the first time than men,obviously.

_Shampoo_ as a lube?! Didn’t that sting like crazy? I was under the impression that any kind of soap is strictly for exterior use? Most girls I’ve witnessed showering never use soap on the (ahem) inside, but what you describe would certainly get the shampoo distributed way beyond any part of the body that ever sees the light of day.

Am I completely misinformed?

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ass-virgins-what-was-the-first-time-like/232774/22 "2004-03-09T01:13:51Z")

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> [@that.sound.again](#):
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> _Shampoo_ as a lube?!

Maybe it was Head and Shoulders. I don’t know what the shoulders would be for.

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### Author: ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-ass-virgins-what-was-the-first-time-like/232774/23 "2004-03-09T02:21:41Z")

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Back then, I didn’t use body lotion as much as I do now, so shampoo was the only thing possible.

It did not affect me in any way (thankfully)but he said certain parts of his body peeled for a few days.

It was Jhirmak, by the way.

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