# (Old) Don't Sleep On The President's Day Sales - A Mattress MMP

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**Created:** [February 19, 2024, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-dont-sleep-on-the-presidents-day-sales-a-mattress-mmp/997754 "2024-02-19T07:32:03Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-dont-sleep-on-the-presidents-day-sales-a-mattress-mmp/997754/346 "2024-02-25T22:08:37Z")

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Howdy Y’all! We deheathenated and then came home for a sammich N.O.L. and a nap. Grilled chikin, sallit, and cheesey garlic bread have been consumed and the biiiiiig trash can has been hauled all the way down to the road for pickup tomorrow. Netflix and chill are up soon.

**Dicey** you made corn cake not corn bread.

**MOOOOOOM** it’s not nice to strangle little old ladies, but there’s no harm in thinkin’ about it, I guess.

**Oopsie** it’s nice to be noticed, especially by someone you want to notice you. Who knows, maybe it’s the beginnin’ of a thing. A little flirtation back and forth is what got OYKW and me together. Well, that and invitatin’ him over for dinner and feedin’ him steak, baked N.O.T., sallit, chawklit covered strawberries, and champagne. 👼

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