# (Old) Every Girl Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 16, 2025, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-every-girl-crazy-bout-a-sharp-dressed-mmp/1019688 "2025-06-16T07:48:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-every-girl-crazy-bout-a-sharp-dressed-mmp/1019688/274 "2025-06-22T22:04:18Z")

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> [@scareyfaerie](#):
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> The window opens outwards so you have to open it and then secure the screen on the inside.

Wait, what? Where does the big piece of glass go?

> [@liirogue](#):
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> Sorry but I find this fascinating for some reason. Are flies, mosquitos, gnats and other small winged annoyances not common there in the evenings/overnights when you need to open the windows to cool off the house? And how do you keep the cats inside?

Right? Enquiringly minds want to know!

Lovely curtains!

> [@susan](#):
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> A friend of mine died today, having been diagnosed with CJD last month.

🫂

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Pension is calculated by hours worked in a year, so sorta.

Well, at least it counts. I hope you get more!

> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> The back is not doing well today.

Oh no, I’m so sorry. I’m jealous of your fireflies. I’ll bet its because you don’t mow as often as my obsessed husband. I know that’s why most of the fireflies are in the unmowed gully.

> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> You might get frustrated, but not bored.

I’m hoping to get a couple of tomatoes out of it. I refuse to add up the costs of getting everything set up, I don’t think I could eat a five hundred dollar tomato.

> [@scareyfaerie](#):
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> It’s been 28hrs since my last cup of tea…

Should we contact your emergency services for you?

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> It’s so weird - our cruise has been all about the planning so long, it’s unreal that we’ll finally be going this week.

I just know you are going to have a great trip and come home all relaxed and refreshed!

> [@Misnomer](#):
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> Today begins our heat wave (it’s already 80°F);

It’s not supposed to get that hot here, but the nights will be pretty warm as well.

We will be able to keep the place cool enough that hubs won’t melt, but I’m not looking forward to our electric bill next month.

> [@liirogue](#):
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> I’m dangerously low on TP and Diet Coke so I _have_ to go, I’m just finding motivation difficult to find.

Been there, done that. Often.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> > [@Misnomer](#):
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> > My preferred indoor temp simply won’t be possible to maintain for a while
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> Same.

I wonder if waterbeds might be something for you hot folks to think about. I’ve pulled the thermal mattress pad off his side of the bed and he is happily sleeping on a very cold mattress. That’s too cold for me so I have a medium pad and my side is just cool, not cold.

Waterbeds are not that spendy anymore and we have never had a cat put a hole in one.

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