# (Old) Everybody's hiding under a rock in the MMP

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**Created:** [March 25, 2024, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-everybodys-hiding-under-a-rock-in-the-mmp/999328 "2024-03-25T10:51:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-everybodys-hiding-under-a-rock-in-the-mmp/999328/37 "2024-03-25T22:41:50Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **shoe** sorry for bein’ the evil spiral ham mentioner.

You get partial credit:

> [@(Old) Funny things you overheard in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-funny-things-you-overheard-in-the-mmp/998974/298):
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> > [@(Old) Funny things you overheard in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-funny-things-you-overheard-in-the-mmp/998974/296):
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> > I guess I’d better think about getting a ham for next Sunday.
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> Good call.
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> I mean, I knew today was Palm Sunday, but I’d be a little sad if I didn’t get one of those tiny little quarter spiral hams this week, and I sorta hadn’t made the connection.

So I knew it was Palm Sunday from our lovely **swampy** but needed a lil’ help putting the rest together.

Never fear, a tiny (eleven dollar!!) itsy bitsy (just over 2 lb!) ham resides safely in my fridge.

And now, this:

> [@swampbear](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > the police were there in good number, sporting their bulging muscles & myriad tatts while riding their bikes in their skimpy nylon shorts & muscle shirts.
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> I feel a swoon comin’ on!

I normally am not, ah, the greatest of friends with LEO.

I would, in this case, make great exception and keep a watchful eye on the proceedings from a safe distance.

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