# (Old) Falling Into The MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 31, 2026, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-falling-into-the-mmp/1032714 "2026-08-31T10:43:56Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-falling-into-the-mmp/1032714/192 "2026-09-04T06:15:23Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> the most thoughtful and deliberate person in my shoes

I think that’s an accurate description.

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> layered a rich blue with her blond in such a way that **Mrs Magill** really liked, so she’s getting that done today.

Oooooh! 💙 I love fancy colors. Makeup, hair-did, nail polish.

But especially fun hair - it was so unallowed for so long, and now I see ALL THE LADIES wearing such nifty colors.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> my hairdresser did violet overtones in my white hair

💜

> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#):
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> (Fill in the blank with your favorite curse word.)

I can curse in four languages, including Polish, and my current hobby is learning naughty signs in ASL.

> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#):
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> The first fix will cost about $700; however, if that doesn’t do the trick then a new unit would be recommended. I asked for a ballpark estimate. $10k Holy freaking Toledo

My boss’s boss might wanna have a beer with you.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> been through an angle grinder orgy

I want to say “I have questions” but .. maybe nope.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> A bottle of peach( **N.O.P.** ) syrup, and a 40lbs bag of road salt?

Throw in a jug of tequila, a clean(ish?) trash can, several dozen college students, and you got yerself a 🎵 partttttaaaaaayyyyyyyy! 🎶

We’ll stash the road salt for the next winter party.

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Oh, and… **BOO!!!** (Did the hiccups abate yet?)

Y’all are my kind of people.

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Hmmppff!

Jeebus, I have a grumpy “_hmmmmmmmmmpppppffffftttthhhh_” on your behalf!

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> it’s the bee’s knees, Daddy-O.

While I hate that I understand this, I hate more that I work with people who would ❓ until their head exploded.

Note to self: things I must say at work tomorrow.

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