# (Old) Flyboy’s Birthday🎂in the new MMP~

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 12, 2023, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345 "2023-06-12T05:07:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/321 "2023-06-18T23:32:18Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Today they caused me to remember to look up whether or not tomorrow will be trash pickup day.

I have to do that from time to time, since we get trash and recycling picked up bi-weekly. Sometimes I forget if it’s pick-up week or not. We can’t look it up online, so I have them send me the schedule. Also, I look at quantity. One bag of trash and not a lot of recycling? Off week. Two bags of trash and a lot of recycling? On week.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/322 "2023-06-19T00:26:22Z")

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Happy Sunday!

Happy Father’s Day!

It is a beautiful day, warm, N.O.S., slight breeze.

It’s been a slothful day, lots of falling asleep in the chair for me.  
I try to spend time outdoors with the GR too. The more time they spend outdoors, the more they romp and play and wear themselves out.

I like birch beer **Swampy**. That and sarsaparilla, which I think is banned, are hard to find nowadays.  
What holiday is tomorrow?

You’d think growing up where I did, I would know a lot about boats.  
There was a question on Jeopardy once (or maybe Win Ben Stein’s Money). What County in the US has the most waterfront property? Anne Arundel County, MD.  
I know next to nothing about boats.

I agree that SIL can be confusing.

I don’t like meds that mess with my head. The Tramadol makes me sleepy and a little dizzy, but it wears off after a bit.

I’m tired and coming up on my bedtime.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/323 "2023-06-19T00:53:13Z")

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Im impressed that anyone gets any relief from Tramadol. After surgery, I gave up and just took lorazepam instead.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/324 "2023-06-19T01:05:38Z")

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Burgage ingested.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/325 "2023-06-19T01:08:45Z")

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I had a lovely bowl of Trader Joe’s ravioli wi4h ricotta and lemon zest filling, topped with lemon-olive oil and followed by a bowl of blueberry-lemon sorbet.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/326 "2023-06-19T01:32:30Z")

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When your 2 year old boy cat leaves his toys lying around like a 2 year old boy human, you might as well celebrate Father’s Day. He grunts like a boy, too.  
[![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/176bad8d6ba75c950d9c6ad2a71edabb/a48e4ef931e2d1de-02/s540x810/897fcfc9b7842fc14890a7db9fad4aed23de742b.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/176bad8d6ba75c950d9c6ad2a71edabb/a48e4ef931e2d1de-02/s540x810/897fcfc9b7842fc14890a7db9fad4aed23de742b.jpg)  
Doing poke loin with sweet \*\*N.O.T.\*\*s and a salad. And a Wisconsin Old Fashioned.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/327 "2023-06-19T01:58:25Z")

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Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate.

The piece Mom and I are working on now comes with a map and pretty good directions. I’ve been helping her as I can.

Mom is the one who taught me to do counted work all those many years ago. She paid the designer over a hundred bucks to trace the map on the canvas and still managed to do a large square in the wrong place.

My heart hurts.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/328 "2023-06-19T02:22:54Z")

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Howdy all. Fairly dull afternoon, called brother to wish him a happy Father’s Day and chatted for a bit, then went to watch the Huntsville FC (it’s a ‘minor league’ soccer team for clubs in the Major Soccer League that sponser them). They won 2-0 over Miami II in front of about 4,900 fans, which for N.Ali-bama isn’t bad at all. Got home in time to see the last hole of the US Open and have the USA\_Canada Nations Championship soccer game on (In Spanish, can’t find it in English). All in all not a bad slothful Sunday.

Have read all but too tired to respond, so will try to do better on the next MMP, where I will see y’all. Take care now.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/329 "2023-06-19T03:26:42Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Are they edible? Tasty?

> [@susan](#):
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> This is my question as well.

The green crabs or the new dangled lithium battery replacement?

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/330 "2023-06-19T03:27:18Z")

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Either.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/331 "2023-06-19T03:34:18Z")

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I was a grip on _[The A-Train](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1728677/)_ (1997). I drew the sailboat on the chalkboard that appeared in the titles. I’ve submitted an edit to IMDb to include me in the credits.

The story is about a young girl who grew up in New York, but her family moved back to Greece. She dreams of going back to the only home she knew, and builds a boat (called _The A-Train_) to sail from Greece back to New York City. [spoiler] She is eventually convinced that she belongs with her family in Greece.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/332 "2023-06-19T04:17:49Z")

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**Fathers Day**

I thought I would make a great dad. I think I’m somewhat intelligent, and I think I have some good genes. I think I have a lot of knowledge, and I think I’d have a lot to teach. Alas, it is not to be. I’m too old for offspring. Even if I weren’t, I think my post-menopausal wife is not – and has not – been fertile. So I am the last of my line.

Yes, I’ve had a few drinks.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/333 "2023-06-19T04:27:30Z")

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My mother’s line ends with a tidy set of women. In the generation above her, 2 of 5 reproduced (one died young); in her generation, she was 1 of 4; my sister and I are the only people in our generation on that side and neither of us have had chidren.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/334 "2023-06-19T06:00:42Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Every once in a while both of my functionin’ brain cells bump into each other which causes me to remember stuff or to do stuff.

I gotta remember this line!

> [@swampbear](#):
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> sure ‘nuff tomorrow is a holiday the trash picker uppers take off, so no pickup

Uh … what’s the holiday? I already rolled my bin out, but I’m curious if I shouldn’t bring it back tomorrow.

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Man. We were _slammed_ today. That was a rough close, and worse, my manager confided that she came up waaaay short (to the tune of about two hundred bucks 🫣 ) and isn’t sure where it went or how such a large error could have happened.

Anyhoodle whackadoodle, imma chill with The Monkeyshines and smoke a goddamn bowl.  
I wouldn’t mind a shower, but I don’t know if I can stand up that much longer.

One of the perks of living alone: nobody cares if you come to bed a bit stinky.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/335 "2023-06-19T06:26:21Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Uh … what’s the holiday? I already rolled my bin out, but I’m curious if I shouldn’t bring it back tomorrow.
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> * * *

[Juneteenth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth)

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> So I am the last of my line.

As am I. not that I mind.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> My heart hurts.

{{{{ **JtC** }}}}

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345/336 "2023-06-20T21:33:19Z")

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When three strangers visit you and tell you that your line will continue, that your wife will have a son, let us know. The story of Abraham was the OT lesson in church this past Sunday.

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