# (Old) Flyboy’s Birthday🎂in the new MMP~

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**Created:** [June 12, 2023, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-flyboy-s-birthday-in-the-new-mmp/985345 "2023-06-12T05:07:16Z")\
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**Fathers Day**

I thought I would make a great dad. I think I’m somewhat intelligent, and I think I have some good genes. I think I have a lot of knowledge, and I think I’d have a lot to teach. Alas, it is not to be. I’m too old for offspring. Even if I weren’t, I think my post-menopausal wife is not – and has not – been fertile. So I am the last of my line.

Yes, I’ve had a few drinks.

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