# (Old) Funny things you overheard in the MMP

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**Created:** [March 18, 2024, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-funny-things-you-overheard-in-the-mmp/998974 "2024-03-18T07:39:39Z")\
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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> gathered up all the household trash

Our trash and recycling gets picked up every other week. I had to check the schedule to ensure tomorrow is the pickup day. It is. Also, our rolling bin already had a bag in it when I took the trash out this morning. Two bags, must be two weeks.

My uncle’s funeral is tomorrow. (The one who died, not the other one.) I’ll bring in the trash and recycling bins in the morning, and then head down to Kent around 11:30.

The Spousal Unit decided to go to church today. She’s been doing a lot of Bible study. It saddens her I’m not religious, but my upbringing was secular.

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