# (Old) GET READY TO RUM-BEAR! - A Fat Bear Week MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [September 21, 2026, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239 "2026-09-21T05:49:01Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/61 "2026-09-22T13:55:50Z")

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a cool rainy day in philly. this means people have lost their minds. traffic was crazy this morning.

jtc, that is worrying. i hope they are able to help “hubs” easily.

in honour of the autumnal equinox i am wearing my new corduroy jacket in a deep olivish green and autumn leaf socks. the leaves are starting to turn in phila.

johnny la, i hope things go well with water and sewer. def. give it a go. it sounds like it may take a bit of time to get through the application process. you won’t be leaving your present job tomorrow.

i am a very boring eater. at one place if they see me coming in they will place bets on what i will get. i have a few things that i regularly order.

first day of bear voting!

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/62 "2026-09-22T14:07:52Z")

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Good morning! I slept through my walking alarm, and the bladder alarm got me up a half hour late to go walk. I climbed back in bed, knowing **Mrs Magill’s** alarm would go off in fifteen minutes. forty-five minutes later, we were both awakened to the sound of **Squeaky** quietly getting his phone off the charger. Someone had forgotten to turn on her alarm. I guess we both needed the sleep.

I’m still amazed at how non-oily my skin is. I was about to quip about how much this would have helped during puberty, when my face could have been used for lunar lander training, but realized that wouldn’t be much of a joke. Now I’m thinking of years wasted, but I got to spend them with my favorite person and three great kids, so not wasted after all.

Is this what they are talking about when they say that emotions are more accessible?

Birth stories. Towards the end of **Spike’s** term - he only had a week to finish baking - **Mrs Magill** started itching furiously. We went to her last OB appointment before the scheduled c-section, and the OB ordered a blood draw. I went back to work and she headed to the Home Despot to pick up supplies for an irrigation project she had planned for the back yard during her maternity leave\[1\]. The OB called her and said she had Cholestasis, and she needed to report to the hospital right away for an emergency c-section. She then called me to ask my opinion as to whether she should finish her purchase, pick up **Fang** from day care, wait for her mother to drive over from Garner, and then go to the hospital. 🤦‍♀️ I told her to go straight to the hospital, and I would make arrangements for **Fang**. I could hear her eyes rolling over the phone, but she went to the hospital. I picked up **Fang** , dropped him off with our nextdoor neighbor, called both of our mothers, and met **Mrs Magill** at the hospital. **Spike** was born shortly after midnight, and we didn’t get a room for another two hours. That was a long day.

> [@Filbert](#):
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> I feel sure you never had a loud, drunken argument with me because I wouldn’t turn the ‘big screen’ to show a rugby match.

Look - it’s an easy mistake to make. Why I made it twelve times, OTOH…

> [@swampbear](#):
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> I will also make a down home sup of cubed steak ‘n onion gravy, squishes, peas, butterbeans and okra cooked together, rice and cornbread

Got room for one more? It’s been a long time since I’ve made cubed steak. I don’t think I’ve seen it in the store for twenty years. I guess that’s what I get for living in areas that become all high faluting after I’ve moved in.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Rain and flood watch conditions continuing thru tomorrow night.

If you want to send some of that west to Tennessee, I would not complain.

> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> i am a very boring eater. at one place if they see me coming in they will place bets on what i will get. i have a few things that i regularly order.

**Mrs Magill** and I are greeted by name at several local restaurants. It helps that ALL the band kids know her, and they’re everywhere.

Have a good day, everyone!

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1. Have I ever mentioned that she does not do “idle” well?

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/63 "2026-09-22T14:51:37Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> the smell of a pot roast simmerin’ away is one of the best smells ever. Glad you had a good chat with your mom.

My house smells AMAZING right now. Yes, I let it simmer overnight, and yes, I’ll be having pot roast for “breakfast” once I simmer some noodles.

It really was a nice, gentle chat. We were both in a good mood, which requires the stars to align just so.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/64 "2026-09-22T15:06:47Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> I have to replace the bulb for my left rear blinker.

My car is a 2012. I’ve been pulled over 3 times, always for rear lights. So I’m hyper-paranoid about that. At least there were no fines involved - just fixing the lights and finding a cop to sign off the citation.

Still on the boat. I missed an entire section of wall _\< smack \>_ but that has been remedied. Small touch-ups are done. Uninstalled stuff has been reinstalled. Everything is packed up and ready to go. And so I shall.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/65 "2026-09-22T15:52:31Z")

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I finally have a good weather report! It was 70F/21C(!!!) upon waking this morning, and as I have taken the day off work the kitties were able to enjoy two entire hours of open window time. That apparently was exhausting as they are both sacked out in the cat tree in the spare bedroom.

It’s been a nice slothful morning but that is about to change. I’ve got a doctor appointment in a bit, some errands, and a backlog of laundry to work through today.

A few quick notes before I gotta leave:

**red** Yay for being home again! Hope you get good news from the dr today.

**JtC** Likewise, I hope you and Hubs get good news from all the tests.

**Flyboy** Another vote for applying to other jobs. It sounds like this one just doesn’t quite suit you and you gave it a good go. In your shoes, I wouldn’t stop at just applying for the government job.

**Mollie** Good to hear you aren’t having any bad side effects from the new meds.

Happy belated birthdays to **Nellie** and **Misnomer**!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/66 "2026-09-22T17:37:11Z")

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They had me help unload the irreg trailer today in Door 27. Not horrible, apart from a some point there had been a blue toner spill. A large blue toner spill. It looked like Papa Smurf had smurfed himself with a 155mm howitzer shell, it was all over the place. I had to wash my hands for a couple of minutes before going to the bathroom, so I didn’t give myself blue balls. And as usual, J and I had the 300 Slide cleaned up, until the belts went off, then we got slammed. I did a quick stop at Aldi, for I forgot the three cheese tortellini for tomorrow’s dinner. It sprinkled a little bit, but no rain yet. But I’ve voted for my bears, so it’s naptime.

> [@Filbert](#):
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> I feel sure you never had a loud, drunken argument with me because I wouldn’t turn the ‘big screen’ to show a rugby match. It was a mirror.

🤣

> [@swampbear](#):
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> My 'rents were married on May 10th 1946. My oldest brother was born on April 10th 1947. They wasted no time! Dad liked to say, “Doug was born on April 10th. Jean and I got married on May 10th.” Comedy gold!

My parents: “You were born 11 months after the wedding, so you’re legitimate.”  
Me, age 8: “Were there questions about that?”

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> (or typewriter, only I don’t have one).

I have one. Or you could pick up a used Olivetti or Olympia manual for around $300.

> [@AskNott](#):
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> “Equinox” has nothing to do with equines (horses) nor oxen.

Unless they were Tuvix-ed in a transporter accident.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/67 "2026-09-22T17:42:57Z")

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Partly rowdy in MSP today and 60F. We’re supposed to see warmer weather in a few days.

I thought the third time was the charm with my ongoing attempt to get a Chase credit card. Finally got the right credit bureau unfrozen and called to get the card approved. The woman said “I need to check with Equifax; can you hold?” I said yes and she promptly hung up on me. I hope they got the info they need, because I’m done screwing around with this.

Looks like I need to do laundry this PM, as the underwear well is dry. TMI?

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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/68 "2026-09-22T18:43:40Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> I know the feeling except it’s the hip bursa and ileotibial band.

Definitely not fun at all. The practice has an intern and they asked if the intern could start the appointment and hubby said yes (of course). So the doctor was also talking to the intern about what to look for and mentioned something about “[Trochanter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trochanter)”, which I also found when I looked up ileotibial band. So thank you for helping me learn more about hip joints.

**{{{{{BBBoo}}}}}**

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I still sweat like I used to, but it tastes funny.

There’s the saying (which I don’t particularly care for) that says that women don’t sweat, they perspire. So maybe perspiration tastes different than sweat. I use a Buff neck gaiter on my head and it gets soaked.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> HAPPY EQUINOX(Fall, not Chevy)!

Equinox is after midnight for us in Europe. Not sure when the weather’s going to cooperate. (And fortunately the Rat knew you were talking about a car - most times I think Chase, when I hear Chevy.)

And I forgot to mention what happened with my sock yesterday. My right one wasn’t sitting right, so I loosened my shoe, tugged at the sock, and retied my shoe. All good.

Didn’t work the same on the left one. The heel ripped apart. I don’t think I’ve ever had a sock come apart that way.

I then thought I needed to buy more blue socks, because that was the only pair I could find. This morning I looked more and found 4 more pairs of blue socks. I don’t need to buy more socks.

Thanks for all the healing vibes and good wishes for Mr. Dicey. The ibuprofen seems to be helping - today was a lot better than yesterday. He’s still debating if he’s going to go to work tomorrow - walking to the train station might be a bit much. It’s about 4x the distance to the doctor’s office, and he said that was quite challenging.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/69 "2026-09-22T19:20:49Z")

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Pellets to be delivered on Moanday, which means we have some garage chores to do before then. You’ll recall I cleaned the garage not too long ago. Well, as one might expect, stuff has multiplied to fill the cleared space. So we need to take care of that before Moanday.

Rain continues, only 61 Ferrets, and we keep hearing stuff falling outside. So far nothing has fallen on any of our structures. That’s good.

Supper will be veggie beef soup - I just pulled it out of the freezer. Beyond that, it’s been a lazy afternoon for me. Apart from throwing a toy for Otis to fetch.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/70 "2026-09-22T19:44:44Z")

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the fat bear site had a tough time when voting started today. thousands of voter trying to get on all at once.

alaska is quite striking in the autumn.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/71 "2026-09-22T21:46:03Z")

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Today was Day 2 of the long, boring meeting that _also_ started really early. Yaaaay. It ended about a half hour ago (at 5pm) and I’m finally done for the day; I’m staying in the office just long enough for this post, because I know I’ll be too tired later. 🙂

My birthday evening was uneventful, which was fine with me! I did some Lego-building when I finally got home (the long/boring/early meeting also ended late), and I did enjoy a few forkfuls of tuna-and-rice, but by 9:30pm I was beat; I didn’t even attempt the usual daily NY Times puzzles (Connections, Strands, and the Spelling Bee). I knew today’s alarm would go off early again, so I was in bed by 10pm and asleep shortly thereafter. Only about an hour earlier than I normally turn in, but it made me feel somewhat older than my (now) 55 years. 😁

Tonight will likely be a clone of last night: Lego and a little dinner when I get home, followed by maybe an hour of TV before I go to bed. I have one more early day tomorrow, then on Thursday I’ll get to sleep until a “normal” time (before I finish packing and hit the road to upstate NY).

> [@swampbear](#):
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> My 'rents were married on May 10th 1946. My oldest brother was born on April 10th 1947. They wasted no time! Dad liked to say, “Doug was born on April 10th. Jean and I got married on May 10th.” Comedy gold!

He coulda gone on the road with that bit!

My mom got pregnant with me 4 months after getting married…not quite your brother’s 2-month record, but close. 😉

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/72 "2026-09-22T22:52:42Z")

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my car is a stick

My wife’s car is a broom.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/73 "2026-09-22T22:55:55Z")

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My big brother was a mysterious 6 month baby. Folks married in June, he was born in December.

As predicted, too many meetings to get much done, but I did make some progress of the “body table”. It’s going to be a cartoonish thing with a whole bunch of artificial parts. Think open a door and see a shoulder replacement, or open a different door and see a heart being goosed by a pacemaker. And I think my Newton’s cradle golf hole is ready to get installed, just need a day with no visitor or rain. So, next summer?

And I know I said I just took the ACs out of the windows, but it almost feels like I need to turn on the furnace. 40 ferrets is chilly.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/74 "2026-09-22T23:31:52Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> Real estate agents say the chances of a sale go way up if the house smells like you just baked cookies.

When I was in college studying business I read a lot of material in business magazines about the grocery business. Many recommended, at peak business hours, to have something cooking or baking in the store.

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/75 "2026-09-22T23:33:07Z")

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My mother had an “immature” uterus and had to have shots for several years before she had me. I have no idea what that means, nobody bothered to explain that sort of thing to women back then.

I was born a couple of years after the Korean war treaties were signed. Dad was born on 7/27 and died the same date. I still miss him.

While I was checking in at the surgeons office, they asked if I was having feelings of wanting to hurt myself or others. I said I’ve been wanting to bitch-slap a couple of my sisters for years. She gave me a _ **look** _ and then checked no.

The PA was super impressed with my progress and said she wished more of her patients did their homework. I still have to go back in two months which is disappointing. I don’t have to go back to PT, but I do need to work on my my upper body strength.

After that, we went to the decent Mexican place and got served BIG margaritas. We always have communication issues in mexican places, our spanglish is useless this side of the country.

We stopped at Aldi on the way home and the entire aisle of shame was empty except for the first rack by the cash registers. When I pointed it out to Hubs, he just rolled his eyes and tried to move me on. He doesn’t get the whole Aldi thing, but he’s cute

Speaking of which, we are being proactive over his heart issues. His family has always died of heart problems, his father died of congestive heart failure at 88 years of age. His mother died … (anti-vax, caught the flu and ended up in the hospital. Diagnostics showed heart failure and instead of allowing her to recover, they cut her chest open and she died on the operating table. I say she died because of the flu but Hubs disagrees. I think the flu took his father as well, but…) during heart bypass surgery when she was 84.

If he dies before he’s 80 I am never going to forgive him.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Give 'em something to talk about. “See, when you do your P.T. you get _THIS_!”

I loved the look on the PA’s face when I started doing my moves. Arms up over my head, arms out in front of me, arms reaching behind me, etcl.

She had an intern with her and kept pointing out how well I was moving and praising me for working so hard. Intern asked how I was able to motivate myself to move despite the pain and I said I smoke a whole lot of weed while drinking shine.

I love how folks out here are all into chemically altered states or religion. If god can’t save me, the devil will.

**flyboy** , I want to add my voice to the chorus. I hope you find you place and you have reason to give your current employers more than two weeks if you get the new job. Actually, you can just walk right out if you want, but its often good to not burn bridges.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/76 "2026-09-23T00:02:56Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Laundry got laundered and put where it stays until it gets dirty again. Then it was high RDOS sloth and nappage time. Then we day drank and I made sup which was most nummy if’n I say so myself and there’s leftovers for tomorrow. I have not been aboe to Fat Bear vote at all today as the site seems to be in permanent crash status.

**MetalMouse** our laundry is co-mingled. Does that look dirty all typed out to y’all, or is it just me? Underwear is no problem cause I like boxers and he likes briefs. The white ankle socks both of us like all live in the same drawer, so no biggy there. The tshirts and shorts we like to wear around the house are no biggy either. Slacks and dressy shirts, we know the ones that belong to each of us. All the dressy socks also live in the same drawer. We also know which jeans belong to each of us.

**Knotty** I wonder what the smell of pot brownies would do to the chance of a sale.

**rocker** I tend to be a borin’ eater as well. At a few places we eat, I am almost surprised that my order isn’t placed in front of me when I sit down.

**Mollie** I only ever find cube steak at the Food Kitty or the Pig. Publix is too high falutin’ for such things.

**52** window time will take it all out of a kitteh!

**Oopsie** sounds like the perfect bday evenin’ to me. For a lot of my irk life I started at seven a.m., so I would be in bed no later than nine-thirty p.m. on irk nights. Even now, stayin’ up until ten p.m. makes me feel like I stayed up late.

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**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/77 "2026-09-23T00:11:51Z")

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Doc says that kidney function is almost back to normal and they’re going to set me up with an MRI to measure progress. Keep your appendages crossed that this nightmare is almost over!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/78 "2026-09-23T00:21:07Z")

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> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> There’s the saying (which I don’t particularly care for) that says that women don’t sweat, they perspire.

{ _ahem_ }

Women don’t sweat. They glow.

> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> mysterious 6 month baby.

Ain’t no mystery there.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> the decent Mexican place and got served BIG margaritas. We always have communication issues in mexican places

Seems the communication went just fine.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> the entire aisle of shame was empty

That’s up there with the Waffle House Index.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> If god can’t save me, the devil will.

Please stitch this onto a blanket.

{ _healing vibes_ } for @missred whole buncha ‘nonymous internet strangers are pullin’ for ya.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/79 "2026-09-23T00:30:23Z")

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Monkey video, after dark:

Night Gato [Night Gato - Album on Imgur](https://imgur.com/gallery/acojDbV)

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-get-ready-to-rum-bear-a-fat-bear-week-mmp/1033239/80 "2026-09-23T00:40:29Z")

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One more: the moon fighting against the trees, rising up against some interesting clouds:

[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/dZgZwkE.jpeg "Rising moon") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/rising-moon-4BLlc19#dZgZwkE)

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