# (Old) Gobble, eh? A Metric Thanksgiving MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 12, 2026, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-gobble-eh-a-metric-thanksgiving-mmp/1033772 "2026-10-12T06:28:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 311
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-gobble-eh-a-metric-thanksgiving-mmp/1033772/311 "2026-10-19T06:01:13Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > two adorable Halloween items The mouse (and corkscrew pumpkin stem) is especially adorable! > [@liirogue](#): > > Behold Mumpers Thank you so much for sharing! > [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > Hey AssHole, STFU I’d rather not get fired, but I DO know a few foreign languages that are gonna get the dust shaken offa them soon. Incidentally, I gave **Grandma Co-worker** a lift home, and apropos of nothing she made a crack about “Lil Miss Hoity-Toity” so it felt good to know it isn’t just me. I did get “volunteered” into dish duty tonight, but at least it kept me away from the other not-so-awesome co-worker for a while. Plus we were absolutely DEAD slow towards the end of the night, so things got organized & brought back around more quickly than usual … fast close. Okay, I’ve mostly nibbled today, so I need to arrange myself some sort of deeply filling dinner. G’night! --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-gobble-eh-a-metric-thanksgiving-mmp/1033772)._