# (Old) Happy Memorial Day or Just Happy Moanday in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 27, 2024, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-happy-memorial-day-or-just-happy-moanday-in-the-mmp/1002133 "2024-05-27T11:02:54Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-happy-memorial-day-or-just-happy-moanday-in-the-mmp/1002133/174 "2024-05-30T15:49:32Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> now want business cards that say **Imprimatur Ursus homomaximus.**

Here’s your chance. You can make the request and have it added as part of your title along with your avatar and user name. Probably can also figure out a way to still have _charter member_ also. Ask someone to convert that into Latin too? Lots more people will see it than you could realistically hand business cards to, plus we fellow Mumpers could see it and enjoy it every day.

> [@Custom Titles Queue {Please make your requests in this thread}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-queue-please-make-your-requests-in-this-thread/998955):
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> Please enter your current title and what you want the new title to be as a post in this thread. The basic rule for Custom Titles are that they are supposed to be fun, so nothing offensive. You can’t use something that is already a title of some sort in the system (Moderator, Admin, Charter Member, etc). Self-deprecating titles are Ok, but you can’t insult someone else. So I could change my title to “old fat guy” but I couldn’t use “Ned is ugly”. In the past, the staff had to change a couple of…

Sorry I couldn’t link it better than that, I was doing good to do it this ham-handedly.

I’m thinking of doing myself but haven’t thought of an appropriate custom title for me. “_don’t make me use my night nurse voice”_ or _“tell the truth and keep on coming”_ (Texas Rangers motto)? Y’all have ideas for me, let me know.

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