# (Old) Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day in the MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 29, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-happy-national-shrimp-scampi-day-in-the-mmp/1000896 "2024-04-29T04:53:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 275
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-happy-national-shrimp-scampi-day-in-the-mmp/1000896/275 "2024-05-05T20:29:08Z")
Question: Can you get arrested for dumping potting soil around bushes and shrubs in your apartment complex? Asking for a friend. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I lost my wedding ring. Oh, no. That must be upsetting for sentimental reasons alone. I lost my mom’s wedding ring when I was about 6. I asked if I could try it on and then managed to drop it down the drain when the water was running. I still feel bad about it. (Mom was handy with tools and did check the trap.) I’ll nudge St. Anthony for you. > [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > holding a dagger and when you press a button in the back, her arm holding the dagger moves up and down”. Are you sure it was a Happy Meal and not a Stabby Meal? It sounds…sinister. > [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > so Bella had second breakfast of 1/2 an egg scrambled and half of a bacon. Aww. Dogs live for little blessings like this, don’t they? > [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > suspect cheese which is a hunk of cheese with a sedative in it Oh, my gosh, TOO funny! I’m definitely going to share this with my son and DIL. I’m glad Bella conked out. Once on the train from Seattle, I sat in front of a lady who kept talking to “Sara.” “Are you sleepy, Sara?” "Are you going to take a nap, Sara? “Do you like being in your cage, Sara?” Sara, it turned out, was her cat in a carrier, and the lady, it turned out, was drunk. She talked to everyone who went by. “Look! This bottle of brandy was full when I got on the train!” “I always get drunk when I’m going home to Centralia.” “Ask me anything about trains!” FINALLY she said, “Guess I’ll put on my headphones and watch a movie.” Whew! Uh, no. “La-AH-ah-la-dah-DUM!” She sang, loudly and off-key, to the background music. Moral: Sara should have given her suspect cheese. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Can you explain and/or give a link or something? Sure! I got [these](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087G913MR/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_image?ie=UTF8&psc=1). They say they’re for cats, but they work for squirrels, too. If one of 'em screams at you, it’s Norman. Tell him I found his peanut. > [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > I’m pretty sure Spot considers it that you stole **his** mint 🌱sprig to begin with. Whoa. Pretzel steals hooch. Spot steals mint. Sounds like Mumper pets are planning to open their own bar. (Holy crap. Autocorrect turned _bar_ to _bra_.) > [@Die\_Capacitrix](#): > > And what did you do with all the dirt afterwards? See above. I thought the rain would kind of blend it into the soil. It didn’t. > [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Do they sell those at the Love Shack? The recipe notes say that most people think they were named after the bomber, but they really were named after the music group. 🙂 Oh, my gosh, I still have 21 posts to go in order to be caught up. I’ll have to post again later. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-happy-national-shrimp-scampi-day-in-the-mmp/1000896)._