# (Old) Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day in the MMP!

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**Created:** [April 29, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-happy-national-shrimp-scampi-day-in-the-mmp/1000896 "2024-04-29T04:53:04Z")\
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I cleaned. The Canes forgot how to hockey. I had a Wisconsin Old Fashioned in honor of Cinco de Mayo.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> hey, gotta celebrate the fakish Mexican holiday!)

_We beat a French Army!_ - Puebla, Mexico 1862  
\< _Prussia, Algeria, The Viet Minh, and 14 others like this_ \>

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Question: Can you get arrested for dumping potting soil around bushes and shrubs in your apartment complex? Asking for a friend.

Probably not a lot

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> hugs to all

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> Now I’m going to grieve.

{{{{ **Fishy** }}}} for your dad and **BtY**

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> Nope, it’s not. 😀 Most of the time she uses she or they but occasionally does feel more male. She’s honestly ok worth any of them as long as it isn’t said with malice. I’ve got a very considerate, thoughtful kid.

That works.

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Sounds like Mumper pets are planning to open their own bar.

I like the idea of Nelson slinging Tennessee Whiskey in a Nashville dive bar.

{{{{ **Cupcakes** }}}}

> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Name days are big in the orthodox world as well.

I don’t get one anymore. I like to think I sinned enough that the Catholic Church went to the extreme of decanonizing a guy just to keep me at arm’s length. 😃

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