# (Old) Hauntings in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hauntings-in-the-mmp/1010066 "2024-11-11T05:17:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hauntings-in-the-mmp/1010066/173 "2024-11-15T07:33:55Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> This doesn’t mean that I’m nice

Found the liar.

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Ladies and gemmelmems (drumroll):

Oh, my goodness, I was so looking forward to this!

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Hand-drawn in silver and gold inks by Kimiko. 🙂

Dang, that’s some serious customer service!

> [@susan](#):
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> Goi Buoi Tom Thit recipe

I gotta quit scrolling so fast, I honest to gawd read that as Good Boy Tom Tit … and blunk for a second.

> [@susan](#):
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> to cook the flesh.

That’s hardcore recipe right there.

> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Plus, pizza!

{ _Shoe has exited the chat_ }

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> bribes don’t just work on cats.

I learned that 50cent candy from the Corner Sto’ goes a long way with my crew … but doesn’t last long.

Apparently the watermelon gummy things are a hyuuuge hit.

I got maybe two out of the whole bag. ☹

ETA the sad face was a joke, it really made my heart happy to see them absolutely obliterate my meager offerings.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> wasn’t there when she got her first overdue notice, but I understand the fireworks were noteworthy

My god, if I didn’t already love you …

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> sure does look good. All but the cilantro

Aw, dammit, now I don’t love you anymore.

(Kidding, of course.)

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> hope he learned something from the experience.

Yeah, cuz that’s what dogs do. Eat something, throw up, and think, “Imma never do that again.”  
Thought absolutely no dog ever.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> My brained is just so bonked and stressed out. I’m sorry.

Apology rejected.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> take the mezuzah off the doorway into their new house

Aw, naw.

I’m not religious, but I understand how important that symbol is. To ~~feel like you~~ have to hide it … that must be emotionally devastating.

> [@Baker](#):
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> consumed 2/3 of a package of Mint Oreos was fun. But he didn’t get sick that time. However, for the next couple of days his #2’s were odd.

But were they minty fresh?

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