# \[OLD\] Have As Good A New Monday MMP As Possible

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 27, 2023, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-have-as-good-a-new-monday-mmp-as-possible/981700 "2023-03-27T05:02:58Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-have-as-good-a-new-monday-mmp-as-possible/981700/117 "2023-03-29T13:48:41Z")

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It’s friggin’ SNOWING y’all!  
I’m not complaining - it’ll be a looong time before I’m sick of snow - but I am midly astonished.

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> I think the brace hurts more than it helps.

Have you spoken to the doctor about this? It shouldn’t be causing _more_ pain; that could be a sign of further damage, and we don’t want that!

> [@nightshadea](#):
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> first time I’ve laughed in a week or longer

Wander on over to the “jokes” thread if you haven’t been there yet; there’s some real zingers in it.

> [@More Jokes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3225):
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> I’ve been trying for years to get a professional hide and seek tournament going. But good players are hard to find.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> _ **I’m back** _.

{ _gentle tacklehug_ }

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uIPS4LyveJs/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGH8gEygaMA8=&rs=AOn4CLA6Aa9aod8xYzhFJd1CZ3mutMdmCQ "Back in the Saddle Again, Aerosmith") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPS4LyveJs)

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> I was too upset last night to sleep much. It was so bad I rooted around in my medicine cabinet and found an antique Xanax I had tapered off of a couple of years ago. I literally chewed it I needed relief so much from that horrid ‘jumping outta my skin, heart in my throat’ pure panic.

{ _makes soothing, shushing noises_ }

There, there, dear. The worst is over. I hope you get some proper rest tonight, and maybe an afternoon nap, too.

> [@pullin](#):
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> Good morning all, it’s 02006KT 10SM -RA FEW070 OVC110 09/03 A3023 RMK AO2 RAB43 SLP234 , and forecast is 2909/3006 05005KT P6SM VCSH BKN110.  
> It’s just not as entertaining as the weatherguys freaking out while waving at ominous looking red blobs on their map.
> 
> Note: Surprised I could still decode that (although “SLP” had me stumped for a bit).

Wait, that string of gibberish _means_ something? It’s not just, well, a string of gibberish?!?

> [@Taters](#):
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> He’s been promoted and is getting a raise.

Conga-rats to him!

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> Eh. I’m just in a mood. Ignore me for now.

NO! No ignoring. Sending virtual hugs from afar instead!

> [@NinthAcolyte](#):
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> It’s ten below here (-23 c) but clear, hoping there’s no more snow.

Naw, it all moved here to the western Mitten State. ❄

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