# (Old) I think I MAY start the MMP

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**Created:** [May 11, 2026, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989 "2026-05-11T11:11:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989/294 "2026-05-18T02:15:23Z")

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If I wear cargo pants and use a cross body bag, should I get a Subaru for the whole white middle-aged lesbian experience?

Oh wait. I guess I _am_ a white middle-aged lesbian. But I prefer the Hot Mom Athlesiure aesthetic.

Seriously, being a clueless guy was easier.

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