# (Old) I think I MAY start the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 11, 2026, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989 "2026-05-11T11:11:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 8
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989/8 "2026-05-11T12:52:18Z")
What the hell? I have set two separate alarms to make sure I don’t sleep on the couch, and I somehow slept though BOTH of them! Damnit girl! you need to stop that shit! Anyhow, it was raining this morning, so no walking. Today is the day I tell **Squeaky** and **Spike** about Mollie. I am nervous, but hopeful. A lot of the folks I spoke with Saturday - their kids seemed accepting. At the end of the day, I’ll still be their father. I guess that’s the thing that gets me. Several of the other people at the meeting were triggered by by their kids calling them Dad and not Mom, which I do not get. I do not want my kids to call me “Mom” or anything like that. **Mrs Magill** had that shit _down_. Why would I want to dilute that? > [@Things I (we?) should buy in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-i-we-should-buy-in-the-mmp/1029777/279): > > All recipes need more garlic. > > "Mince half a clove of .. " ha, no. I usually add garlic until the ghosts of **Mrs Magill’s** ancestors whisper, “That’ll do, dear.” --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989)._