# (Old) I’ve Never Done This Before in the MMP

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**Created:** [July 22, 2024, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-i-ve-never-done-this-before-in-the-mmp/1004594 "2024-07-22T10:20:58Z")\
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SWMBO made me go to church with her. Again. Too much singing, and you have to stand for the set. I can walk for miles, but it’s hard to stand with my knees. The people holding invisible trays weird me out. And the people with their hands up, I want to say ‘He’s not going to call on you!’ Fortunately, it was a short meeting today. At 1700 we went to Semiahmoo Bay for a pot luck, and to watch three people get dunked.

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