# (Old) Imagine a world with no MMP!

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**Created:** [August 18, 2025, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-imagine-a-world-with-no-mmp/1022207 "2025-08-18T11:30:47Z")\
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Up from naptime. Dinner tonight is chicken tacos, refried beans, and a Manhattan.

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Oh, and my cologuard set arrived today, so I need to set it up and then ship that s\*\*\* via UPS…

We deliver a lot of those on Saturdays. I pray to Og they don’t use them till Sunday night.

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> welcome back from your ride on the Tardis.

But does he own a fez? Because fezzes are cool.

> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> This thing has built a web on my balcony. It’s not going to kill me, is it?

Unless you tampered in God’s domain, and turned yourself into a _Fly_ remake, you’re good._Help me. Help me._

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> To the tune of $16K. It would have been cheaper sans tariff. Dammit.

You could have bought 2 Carmens for that.

> [@susan](#):
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> What, no D&D nerds?

\< waves, rolls Natural 1 on Dexterity check, hits self in head with own hand \>

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