# (Old) Imagine a world with no MMP!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 18, 2025, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-imagine-a-world-with-no-mmp/1022207 "2025-08-18T11:30:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-imagine-a-world-with-no-mmp/1022207/23 "2025-08-18T19:06:45Z")

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Started Typing: 2:36 PM ET  
Clicked Reply: 3:06 PM ET

Today hasn’t been nearly as busy as I anticipated, so I actually have time to Mump in the new MMP before there are 100+ posts! Woot! Even better, I think I’ll actually be able to leave the office after only 8 hours: I need to stop on the way home to put gas in the car, but the Shell station is right before the interstate entrance and I should still walk through my front door before 5:30pm. 🤞

I also do not want to imagine a world with no MMP. Sometimes when I haven’t been able to post for a few days I think, “eh, maybe it’s time to quietly exit the conversation,” but I always come back. I can’t quit y’all. 😁

Nothing exciting happened yesterday; it was kind of a perfect Sunday. I spent some time in the afternoon sorting my extra Lego pieces, but otherwise I slothed and watched a lot of TV and played three _New York Times_ games (Connections, Strands, and The Spelling Bee) on my iPad. I even took a short nap in the afternoon…I hardly ever nap!

> [@(Old) Hello, Mr Sandman - Dreaming in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hello-mr-sandman-dreaming-in-the-mmp/1021924/270):
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> Perhaps they also came up with “cornhole” and then turned it into a game.

HA! 🤣

> [@(Old) Hello, Mr Sandman - Dreaming in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hello-mr-sandman-dreaming-in-the-mmp/1021924/274):
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> I’m pretty sure that what I heard about a half hour ago were rapid fire gunshots somewhere outside our building.

Um…yikes? Any update/news?

> [@(Old) Hello, Mr Sandman - Dreaming in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hello-mr-sandman-dreaming-in-the-mmp/1021924/274):
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> The wife wanted to go look out the window, but I discouraged her from doing so. 🙄

For some reason, I’m a fan of the HBO docuseries _In The Eye of the Storm_: first-hand accounts and cell phone videos from major hurricanes, tornados, etc. I can’t tell you how many times I yell “GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!” while watching it. Not the same thing as gunfire, but I’m always amazed by the human compulsion to go look/see even when it’s dangerous to do so.

> [@(Old) Hello, Mr Sandman - Dreaming in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hello-mr-sandman-dreaming-in-the-mmp/1021924/276):
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> Delicate setting, maybe?

Nah, not the same thing; a “hand wash” setting would be much gentler.

> [@(Old) Hello, Mr Sandman - Dreaming in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hello-mr-sandman-dreaming-in-the-mmp/1021924/280):
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> I got here around two. My new apartment has a lot of natural light and I think it will be a good fit.

Yay! 🎉

> [@AskNott](#):
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> If there were no more MMP, somebody would probably set it up on Tuesday. We’d call each other Tumpers, I guess.

> [@susan](#):
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> On Thursday, Thumpers.

LOL! 😂

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> \< waves and hugs all around! \>

👋 !

> [@susan](#):
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> I have 13 more tamoxifen pills, then I’ll be done with 10 years of post-cancer hormone treatment.

It must be so nice to have that in your sights! When WifeBFF was able to hit that milestone (for the second time in her life) four years ago, we actually had a little celebration. 🙂

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