# (OLD) It's Tax Time in the MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 17, 2023, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-its-tax-time-in-the-mmp/982780 "2023-04-17T09:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 391
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-its-tax-time-in-the-mmp/982780/391 "2023-04-23T17:55:36Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Tummy is rumbly, and tho I have eggs and bacon here, I donwanna _deal_ with dishes and such. > The nearby affordable diner is closed Sundays, and the two brunch places are stoopit expensive. Le Sigh. Woe is me. > > I may have to cook my own eggs after all, like some _peasant._ If you like poached eggs I have a zero dishes zero fuss method that works great. I can prepare a hot nutritionally complete breakfast for one person from all raw ingredients in 4 minutes flat from entering the kitchen to first spoonful in face. Ask for details if you (or anyone) is interested. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Oh, those I have. But currently, work is back of house at a restaurant (pizza joint) so practical, no-slip flats rule the day. > > I’d be laughed straight off my shift if I showed up in platforms! You could do what the flight attendants do: wear your pair of super-cute tall shoes to/from work, and switch to flats to work. Our ladies wear the cute impractical shoes in the hotel, the terminal, and for boarding / deboarding, but switch to flats once we’re in motion for most work in the air. Admittedly that trick works better w a skirt than pants. Although some gals make that work with pants too. Oh yeah, those are darn cute pants you linked to. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-its-tax-time-in-the-mmp/982780)._