# (Old) Mad March Hares in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 3, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068 "2025-03-03T10:20:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068/321 "2025-03-10T07:04:52Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> (“Hi, can I get a pickup order for delivery?”
> 
> Dafuq?)

Maybe they thought they were calling Carvana? 😉

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> (_Narrator:_ “She did not.”)

Take a toke, chuck an ASF in the Pretzel box, and call it a day.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068/322 "2025-03-10T11:44:18Z")

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It is March 10, 2025. My lovely wife and I got married 46 years ago on March 10. 🥰

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068/323 "2025-03-10T12:33:05Z")

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Local NPR station is doing fund raising today. Right now, I’m off to eat cereal, do puzzles, and read the comics at GoComics.

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068/324 "2025-03-10T16:54:02Z")

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@AskNott

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