# (Old) Mad March Hares in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 3, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068 "2025-03-03T10:20:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
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Hey, **Rodent** 😉 . I recommend you consider protective gear, if American soccer-enthusiast kids are anything like their German counterparts.

> [@Soccer ref bitten on testicle by child](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soccer-ref-bitten-on-testicle-by-child/1015268):
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> I mean, do you need more information?

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