# (Old) Mad March Hares in the MMP

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**Created:** [March 3, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-mad-march-hares-in-the-mmp/1015068 "2025-03-03T10:20:56Z")\
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A bird flew to the window and sat on the edge of the window sill to look in. I grabbed Jolene and pointed her head at the bird. As soon as she saw it, she turned stiff as a board and started making chittering noises. Yeah, I have a Catling gun!

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