# Old Man Logan vs The Dark Knight Returns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 26, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535 "2019-03-26T00:25:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535/1 "2019-03-26T00:25:25Z")

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it is awesome when old bad-asses fight.

Old Man Logan  
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/9d/af/039daf08530d74e41ac75543dbbad2c5.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/9d/af/039daf08530d74e41ac75543dbbad2c5.jpg)  
can defeat The Hulk  
[https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/29791717\_937292503109066\_6074987307524423680\_o.jpg](https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/29791717_937292503109066_6074987307524423680_o.jpg)

The aging Batman can defeat Superman  
[http://theculturalgutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/batman-vs-superman.jpeg](http://theculturalgutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/batman-vs-superman.jpeg)  
if Logan and Bruce got really pissed at each other…  
…WHO WOULD WIN?

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535/2 "2019-03-26T00:33:49Z")

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No idea where those bizarre Hulk v Wolverine came from, but Batman didn’t defeat Superman in Dark Knight Returns, even with Green Arrow playing sniper to help him out.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535/3 "2019-03-26T00:42:22Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> No idea where those bizarre Hulk v Wolverine came from…

They come from the comic book _Old Man Logan_, where Wolverine is one of the last surviving heroes in a world where the super-villains finally won.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535/4 "2019-03-26T01:12:14Z")

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Squirrel Girl could take on either of them, if she had the right writer.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535/5 "2019-03-26T15:19:51Z")

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> [@Enola\_Straight](#):
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> if Logan and Bruce got really pissed at each other…  
> …WHO WOULD WIN?

Batman.

If he was prepared.\*

\*Or even if he wasn’t.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-man-logan-vs-the-dark-knight-returns/831535/6 "2019-03-26T16:01:32Z")

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Hasn’t Logan been an old man for the entire past century or so? Granted, he doesn’t look his age.