# (Old) Of Humid Bondage- A Heatwave MMP

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**Created:** [June 17, 2024, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-of-humid-bondage-a-heatwave-mmp/1002970 "2024-06-17T06:47:55Z")\
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I cleaned. I laundered. i dozed off on the couch. Spot trampled me awake. I’m having a Cuba Libré, since the Likker Sto has been out of Korbel brandy for 2 weeks.

> [@missred](#):
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> Dog Mumpers, what do you do when your dog refuses to touch his kibble?

I’ve never had that happen. Maybe his teeth hurt?

> [@Wheelz](#):
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> On the way to the hotel in Joliet we passed by the prison, and stopped by the door where Elwood picked up Jake in _The Blues Brothers_. That thrilled me more than it probably should have.

“One soiled.”

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I confess I was worried on that score. Reunioning is like that, and neither of you need more bumps and bruises right now.

Especially since GG would have to look up the number for 911.

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I was wracking my brain to come up with a favorable “on the other hand, [whatever] oughta be easy” but was drawing a blank.

Himalayan possum. Because you find him a layin’ in the middle of the road.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> plop in a pew

As long as you don’t _poop_ in a pew.  
I’ve done the Reading at Morning Mass a time or two. I can imagine the the priest watching and thinking, “He does the reading beautifully but…_the sins_.” 😃

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Coop first, _then_ chicks. Or else you’re gonna have an _I Love Lucy_ rerun on your hands.

\< visualized GG shoving chicks in his mouth as the come down the belt \>

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> I think that if I don’t have a bed by the 4th, I can shoot him while the fireworks are going off and nobody will notice. I ain’t skeered about going to trial, sometimes even the best people screw up once too often and wemen are on juries too.

You are in one of the parts of the country where “some men need killing” is a valid defense. 😉

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> When I take something apart like that I immediately seal it in a freezer ziplock bag, clearly label the bag with a sharpie and then tape the whole shebang to a piece of whatever I took apart.

This.

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