# (Old) Pole Dancer and Dasher and Comet and Cupid! - A MMP For The Rest Of Us **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 23, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043 "2024-12-23T05:03:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/401 "2024-12-30T00:33:29Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Did you flash them? No, as I said I was on my way to church. And it drives them nuts to be ignored. One time though I had to cross a picket line of theirs to get into a production of The Rocky Horror Show. It was so fun to see a live production. I ran into a co worker of mine and so we drove them crazy by holding hands and making kissy face at each other. And we were both so very straight. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/402 "2024-12-30T00:51:25Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > No, as I said I was on my way to church. Yeah, too many clothes and not enough time. It really pissed them off when us biker chicks flashed them from the back of very loud motorcycles, but that was an organized anti-hater protest, not just one person from their driver’s seat. I am jealous that you got to see a live production of Rocky Horror, I’ll bet the energy was amazing. I took my dad to see it when he was in his mid-60’s. I tried to explain what it was all about, but you know how hard that is. He was game, though. He got the old playing cards out of the game cabinet so we could throw them and put toast in his pockets. A Columbia enticed him to the stage and he did the Time Warp like a pro. Then he couldn’t get up the next morning because he had put his back out, but he did say he had a great time 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/403 "2024-12-30T00:58:12Z")
Peacocks are the birds to get if you want to annoy your neighbours. They can really shriek! When pepi flew to the rainbow bridge. There was a ceremony with a yellow rosebush as her marker in the back. She was a good duck. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/404 "2024-12-30T00:58:32Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Can I pretend? I always wanted to grow up to be a crabby old lady Sure, I scootch over on the Group COL bench and make room for you. We can be co-captain crabby O.Ls. **swampie** can join our CO auxiliary. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/405 "2024-12-30T01:00:34Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > why do they picket other churches? Y’all not religious enough for their tastes? I’m guessing it’s more that they don’t hate the right people enough. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/406 "2024-12-30T02:30:22Z")
I am already a certified grumpy old man. I worked hard to obtain the title. HARUMPH! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/407 "2024-12-30T02:46:23Z")
So my handegg teams let me down this weekend(A Punt 6, Panthers? _Really_?). And I still have a leak somewhere. I bought a Shop-Vac, and hoovered up a couple of gallons of water, and it’s still wet. But I have poke loin, sweet \*\*N.O.T., and a Wisconsin Old Fashioned. > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > **doggio** , Spot is a patient hunter…knows that popcorn has to come out sometime… It did. And after a titanic, but brief battle, it is now cowering under the fridge. > [@susan](#): > > My lovely wife took the trash out–score! > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > My lovely wife’s awesome husband took out the trash and recycling. > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Y’all not religious enough for their tastes? Not hateful enough. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/408 "2024-12-30T03:32:52Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > > > Y’all not religious enough for their tastes? > > Not hateful enough. Just a gentle warning. I just looked at the rules and we can’t hate on them here. They are a religion and we can’t hate any religious group lest someone get offended. I’ve already been thread banned over this in the past (different forum) and the person who was responsible posts here as well. Do not say bad things about Christians, no matter how ignorant or hateful they possibly might be, they are good people who are doing the best they can in the world they live in. I’d hate to lose any of us here and I’m hoping I don’t get thread banned for what I posted as well. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/409 "2024-12-30T03:39:55Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I am jealous that you got to see a live production of Rocky Horror, I’ll bet the energy was amazing. The best thing was that they weren’t copying the look of the movie, they had a different look. Dr. Frank n Furter was all tarted up but in lavendar and pink and other pastels. I wouldn’t have wanted to walk around on those high heels either. After the show I spoke with him and said “Your mother must be so proud!” and he said “She sure is” and pointed to where she was in the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/410 "2024-12-30T04:03:24Z")
Ah, Rocky Horror. Those were the days. This cough isn’t going anywhere for a while. Looking forward to a new MMP shortly. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/411 "2024-12-30T04:15:25Z")
**JtC** , understood and will comply. And the peacock story…I’ve seen them wandering out among people at several zoos, never thought of them in that way before. And I have never time-warped (did belly-dance once in Egypt…). **doggio** , hope the leak is fixable. Have managed to add more calories and do nothing of consequence, so will head off to bed and see all y’all on the next MMP. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/412 "2024-12-30T08:08:49Z")
Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-pole-dancer-and-dasher-and-comet-and-cupid-a-mmp-for-the-rest-of-us/1012043/413 "2024-12-30T08:46:58Z")
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