# Old School Mafia Reunion (newer players welcome too)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 30, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487 "2016-11-30T20:33:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/421 "2016-12-19T20:44:27Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> That said… I’m not against joining, but I need more terms and numbers etc first.

Try these on for starters:

Antecedent  
Cisnormativity  
Game theory  
Net Promoter Score  
Wage garnishment  
-2/3  
0.78  
59  
1,810,000,000  
6.02 x 10[sup]23[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/422 "2016-12-19T21:17:37Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> Try these on for starters:
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> Antecedent  
> Cisnormativity  
> Game theory  
> Net Promoter Score  
> Wage garnishment  
> -2/3  
> 0.78  
> 59  
> 1,810,000,000  
> 6.02 x 10[sup]23[/sup]

My parents got me a “Great Courses” DVD set on gaming… And I was surprised at how well produced it was, I’m fairly certain I’m getting the other course on game theory (proper) for Christmas.

So those will have to wait in line. Also, is it wrong to want college level lectures on the trivial this much? [[Because us Dopers are impartial here, right?]]

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/423 "2016-12-20T01:10:24Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> We are not going to give away spots.

Is selling them out of the question? I’ll start the bidding at $25 for my spot.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/424 "2016-12-20T01:37:25Z")

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Maybe new Mafia players could hire Old School advisors to help compose posts/strategy.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/425 "2016-12-20T03:43:23Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Is selling them out of the question? I’ll start the bidding at $25 for my spot.

It’s borderline but I’ll allow it.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/426 "2016-12-20T03:50:53Z")

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Oh, that’s simple, **Biotop**. I’ll even help you for free. All you really need to know is that you shouldn’t vote for me, because I’m the only person who’s definitely not Scum.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/427 "2016-12-20T05:05:02Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> Maybe new Mafia players could hire Old School advisors to help compose posts/strategy.

😃

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/428 "2016-12-20T05:06:04Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Oh, that’s simple, **Biotop**. I’ll even help you for free. All you really need to know is that you shouldn’t vote for me, because I’m the only person who’s definitely not Scum.

Something something something Vote Analysis Program…

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/429 "2016-12-20T06:08:31Z")

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When some of you start raking in the cash by becoming a “Professional Mafia Consultant,” remember to send a few bucks over to the guy that thought up the idea.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/430 "2016-12-20T06:18:52Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> When some of you start raking in the cash by becoming a “Professional Mafia Consultant,” remember to send a few bucks over to the guy that thought up the idea.

\*\*Offer Meeko 001: Biotop gets to look at rule slip 7, for 10 copper.

Offer Meeko 002: 90 / 10 split with Biotop of my final total, [Meeko controlling 90%]\*\*

No wait… That’s Haggle… 🆒

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/431 "2016-12-20T06:19:54Z")

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And lest he actually get the notion to,

**Withdraw Meeko 001, 002**

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/432 "2016-12-20T06:27:47Z")

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…In which Meeko gets an old familiar feeling that he is the only one prowling the board, scheming things, only to him self, playing his own little games…  
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In which Meeko realizes in his own recollection, he double recollects, and ends up beginning to psychoanalyze, and / or miss Peeker.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/433 "2016-12-20T06:32:19Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> Maybe new Mafia players could hire Old School advisors to help compose posts/strategy.

I think the consensus was that a double vowel in your name was indicative of a better playstyle, and is in general, preferable. You can have that advice for frEE.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/434 "2016-12-20T17:05:17Z")

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In which Meeko starts feeling withdrawal symptoms…

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/435 "2016-12-20T18:46:56Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Is selling them out of the question? I’ll start the bidding at $25 for my spot.

Outrageous. I’ll sell you **Pleo** ’s spot for $20.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/436 "2016-12-20T18:56:00Z")

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> [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](#):
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> Outrageous. I’ll sell you **Pleo** ’s spot for $20.

The bid is 20 for Pleo’s spot  
Do I hear 15?

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**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/437 "2016-12-20T19:19:17Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> I think the consensus was that a double vowel in your name was indicative of a better playstyle, and is in general, preferable. You can have that advice for frEE.

Double letters in general are fortuitous, I believe.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/438 "2016-12-20T22:33:16Z")

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> [@bufftabby](#):
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> Double letters in general are fortuitous, I believe.

Oh, I agree.

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**Author:** ![HookerChemical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@HookerChemical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HookerChemical)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/439 "2016-12-20T22:52:22Z")

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I think Meeko got it right the first time.

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/440 "2016-12-21T00:23:13Z")

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I’m so sad I missed the signups for this! Hi everybody I haven’t seen in years and years! (I’m Renata on Giraffe and was on Idlemafia as well, for anyone who might know me more from there.)

This thread has brought back so many memories. Especially that Malazan game. Remember, Story? And the three girls and Guiri? (I think it was Cookies and Sinjin along with me? Can’t quite remember.) That was so much painful fun.

If any more help is needed with hosting, please let me know. Otherwise I guess I’ll see you in the forbidden thread!

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